- Matt Dickie
- Lieutenant Jangles
- Justin Gerardin
- Gonzales
- Tamara McLaughlin
- The Woman
- Daniel Mulhall
- Wheels
- Jack McGirr
- Baron Von Schmidt
- Harry Piaggio
- Dieter
- Graham K. Furness
- The Chief
- Greg Kelly
- Anti Pig
- Scott Young
- Jurgensen
- James Topp
- Rimmer
- Timo Bardsley
- Hans
- Salvatore Merenda
- Uncle Sal
- Jermia Turner
- Marion Cobretti
- Daniel Cordery
- Mark
- Andrew Dickens
- Dickens
- Dale Gibson
- Dick Gaiman
- Michelle Berka
- Denise, The Secretary
- Chris Bridgewater
- Brave Beefcake
- Christo Barrett-Hall
- Dr. Christo Schwanze
- Colin Dixon
- Spida
- Otto Bots
- Token Goon
- Nic Champeaux
- Shampoo
- Pascal Champeaux
- Angry French Chef
- Kevin Contento
- Baron Henchman 3
- Murray Cordery
- Mark's Dad
- Nick Davey
- Kiwi Goon
- Jessica Gould
- Mexican Restaurant Patron
- Karen Gould
- Mexican Restaurant Patron
- Peter Hartwig
- Biff Kirk
- Andrew Jackson
- Cop
- Stu Kirk
- Detective
- Andrew Le
- Voyeur Beefcake 2
- Alex Leighton
- Throwdown Thug
- Steve Mack
- Goon
- Mervyn Marriott
- Cop
- Darryl Martin
- Voyeur Beefcake 1
- Pierce Matsen
- Officer Trevor / Patrol Thug / Street Thug
- Jayden Merenda
- Young Jangles
- Luke Merenda
- Young Dickens
- Tristan Mitterstoger
- Filo Goon
- Chantelle Murray
- Waitress
- Hayden Nealon
- Jewish Goon
- Mark Pei
- Goon
- Raul Robu
- Romo Goon
- Matt Smith
- Detective Keys
- Donovan Stender
- Baron's Goon
- Nick Tadic
- Baron Henchman 2
- Ben Tregea
- Baron Henchman 1
- Jim Wheeler
- Beautiful Bartender Man
