- Melanie Lynskey
- Hannah
- Judy Greer
- Lady Wadsworth
- Justin Long
- Max
- Ryan Phillippe
- Tanner / Lord Wadsworth
- Luis Guzmán
- The Bartender
- Patrick Duffy
- Grayson Wadsworth
- Tamara Austin
- Nia
- Wallace Jean
- Marcus
- Alex Klein
- Todd
- Lindsay Lamb
- Tonya
- Andi Matheny
- Lydia
- Castille Landon
- Kim
- Sulor Garretson
- Addison / FKA Waitress
- Kate Sanford
- Beatrice
- Rhonda Davis
- Edna Smythe
- Kim Gabriel
- Gertrude
- Joseph Restaino
- Chaz
- Sarah Dionna
- Jynx / Cellmate
- Dominic Medina
- Jail Officer #1
- Marc Lawson
- Jail Officer #2
- Michael Brown
- Guy 1
- Bianca D'Ambrosio
- Becky / Perky Ticket Vendor
- Conrad De La Torres III
- Guy 2
- Anthony Pun
- Dewey / FKA Jon Poon
- J.R. Fondessy
- Jake
- Emily Miceli
- Jenny
- Angela Alise
- Josephine Pipkin
- Pepi Streiff
- Natalie Brun FKA Old Lady
- Greg Pitts
- Preston
- Ursula O. Robinson
- Ruth
- Susan Morgan
- Sweet Old Tourist
- Mike T. Tremblay
- Frank Grady FKA Tourist #1
- Major Dodge
- Waiter
- Tracy Tolliver
- Officer #1
- Kane Schirmer
- Officer #2
- Marion Blount
- Officer #3
- Faneal Godbold
- Officer #4
- Tiffany Kerr
- Attractive New Tour Guide
- Beth Marshall
- Cellmate #2
- Gaby Almeida
- College Student
- Bri Bryant
- Tourist
- Rita Buchan
- Tourist
- Jake Butler
- College Student
- Alyssa Corynn
- Tour Group Member
- Sofia Damiani
- College Student
- Rick Danford
- Gala Guest
- Suzanne Ensmann
- Librarian
- Rod Grant
- Tourist
- Taylin Hamlin
- Gala Guest
- Brandon Harris
- 1875 Mansion Servant
- Steve Heinz
- Tour Group Member
- Hayley Humphrey
- Gala Guest
- Rose LaRue
- Museum Tourist
- Katerina Lecourezos
- Dinner Guest
- Damon LeGrand
- Booty Crack Guy
- Blake Leon
- Tourist
- Mary Leonard
- Mary the Server
- Dexter Matthews
- 1875 Mansion Servant
- Mone Monroe
- Servant Leading Horse
- Nick Morgulis
- General Sherman
- Chris Plourde
- Tourist
- Cassidy Reyes
- (uncredited)
- Mike Rusnak
- Tourist
- McKenzie Tice
- Tourist
- David Velez
- Tour Group Member
- Francine Wolf
- Tour Group Member
- Gia Yee
- Gala Guest
