- Yang Miller
- Casey / Ty Small Wood
- Ron Lynch
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- Tom Lyons
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- James Myers
- Jones
- Zach Riedmaier
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- Colin Scianamblo
- Reverend Pookie
- Briscott Stevenson
- Jeff Tuck
- Nick Turner
- Tom Puncher
- Drew Ullman
- Agent Charlesworth
- Nick Vatterott
- General's Assistant
- Michelle Weiser
- Shelley
- Justin Wood
- PEN15 Technician
- Jackie Zebrowski
- Tammy
- James Adomian
- The President
- Lehr Beidelschies
- Young Ty
- Lauren Bowman
- Young Janine
- C. Michael Close
- Dick Head Censor
- Kasey Cooper
- Shane
- Trae Crowder
- Train Station Announcer #1
- David DeWitt
- Old Timer #1
- Corinne Fisher
- PEN15 Announcer
- Corey Ryan Forrester
- Train Station Announcer #2
- Brent Gill
- Elbow Guy
- Alex Hooper
- PEN15 Aide
- Travis Irvine
- Dick Weener
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- Talk Radio Announcer
- Jimmy Mak
- Conductor #1
- Dustin Meadows
- Santa Claus
- Drew Morgan
- Train Station Announcer #3
- Jameson Rogers
- Ticket Agent
- Jason Saenz
- Military Assistant #1
- Dylan Shelton
- Conductor #2
- Sumukh Torgalkar
- Military Assistant #2
- Edward Wolf
- News Cameraman
- Rusnico Canonigo Jr.
- Office Worker
- Kasey Cooper
- Shane
- Jay Hanna
- Warden
- Sandy Irvine
- Old Lady
- Ron Jeremy
- General Apathy
- Arron Kinser
- Stealth Fighter Pilot
- Mike Kolar
- Chef
- Ed Larson
- Head Chef
- Nigel Lyons
- Hillbilly
- Mitch Rose
- Ranger Danger
- Mark Oliver Rylance
- Old Timer #1
- Evelyn Troutman
- Darlene
- Nickey Winkelman
- Pregnant / Hot Lady
