- Carl T. Evans
- Matt
- Elizabeth Schmidt
- Julie
- Jarrod Pistilli
- Satchem
- Joe Spellman
- Ronald
- Scott Laska
- Josh
- Vedette Lim
- Erin
- Michael O'Grady Moriarty
- Robbie
- Laura Bach
- Trish
- Jessica Jolly
- Amy
- Brendan Wynne
- Chubby Kid
- Simone Stout
- Jen
- Helen Green
- Angie
- B.J. Riggins
- Julie's Mom
- David M. Francis
- Amy's Impotent Boyfriend
- Dawn Lammey
- Handsome Girl Who Won't Trade Panties
- Abbey Showalter
- Easy Girl
- April Gallagher
- Easier Girl
- Hope Lammey
- Girl Who Trades Panties to Save $5
- Leigh Earnshaw III
- Drunk Guy
- Chris Schneider
- Sugar Bubbles
- Justin Bilyeu
- Party Guy
- Mike Damanskis
- Bigger Party Guy
- Jonathan Stern
- Guy at Keg
- Daniel Watchulonis
- Husky Girl's Father
- Ike Davis
- Self
- Mark Wright
- Whiskey Neck
- Matt Wright
- All Night Matt Wright
- Tim Arndt
- Donald Hall
- Kristen Lawrence
- Butt-Grabbed Girl
- Joclyn Ott
- Tighty-Whitey Girl
- Megan Wilson
- Girl with Big Ol' Rack
- Lorianne Dye
- Dream Girl
- Elizabeth Shin
- Dream Girl's Friend
- Charles Green
- Lucky Little Fella
