- Lloyd Kaufman
- The Wall
- Trent Haaga
- Trent Haaga
- Doug Sakmann
- Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
- John Patrick Brennan
- Dolphin Man
- Adam Peltier
- Last Weeks Weatherman
- Mercedes
- Tower Rat Mop Girl & Maroa the Tower District Whore
- Dominic Schmidt
- Betsy Mondo
- Elizabeth D'Ambrosio
- Melania Trump
- LaDonna Allison
- Lay-Donna
- Addison Binek
- Professor Add Helsing
- Tyler Bradberry
- Pressure washing Roof Guy
- Nick Charles
- Suicide Gunn Guy
- Josafat Concepcion
- Narrator
- Adam de la Cour
- Keanu Reeves
- Adam Deyoe
- Scadum
- Tara Ellena
- Madame Sorai
- Bjarni Gautur
- Angry Amish
- Eric Gosselin
- Derrick
- Jamie Greco
- Kris Kardashian
- Bart Hyatt
- Trailer Park La La & Lionel Loins Anchorman
- Shaun Jackson
- Margaret Thatcher
- Connor Linnerooth
- Eggman
- Peter Litvin
- Hectic Knife
- Jeremy Madlock
- KanDel Light AKA Black Amish
- Jim Martin
- Tim
- Dwayne Mendez
- Steeler the Whiplash Maniac
- Carlotta Moore
- Cathulu
- Tony Newton
- Masked Psychopath
- Jason Oddi
- Dick
- Bill Pacer
- Naked Bill
- Sigit Pradityo
- Cyborg Botax Mertua Galax
- Bjarni Gautur Thomas
- Angry Amish
- Randy Tobin
- Guy who eats left over gravy
- Vito Trigo
- Trash Can Santa
- Shannon Wallen
- Redneck, Jeb (The Cobra) Dishner / Tommy Twinkletits and Aborted Fetus Eater
- Kevin Walter
- Angel Dust
- Wigwolf
- Lucy / Ricky Ricardo (voice)
