- Leigh Francis
- Keith Lemon / Evil Steve / The Bear / Craig David / Avid Merrion / Mel B
- Kelly Brook
- Kelly Brook
- Laura Aikman
- Rosie
- Kevin Bishop
- Douglas Orange
- Charlotte Jackson Coleman
- TV News Reporter
- David Pearse
- Waterbot Salesman
- Harish Patel
- Kushvinder
- Jimmy Reddington
- Man on Bridge
- Kim Barry
- Woman on Bridge
- Conleth Hill
- Delivery Man
- John Render
- Hoodless Harry
- Paddy McGuinness
- Gary
- Johnny Palmiero
- Barman
- Abigail Hamilton
- Auntie Fanny
- Theo Barklem-Biggs
- Buster (Hoodie)
- Verne Troyer
- Archimedes
- Martin Rogan
- Dennis
- David Hasselhoff
- The Hoff
- Nina Wadia
- Pat
- Michael Condron
- Hoff Show Director
- Richard Clements
- Thick Northern Fan
- Barrington Cullen
- Bank Manager
- Andrew MacBean
- Dr. Fallus
- Ian Beattie
- Awards Host
- Harold Moss
- Keith's Butler
- Paul Courtenay Hyu
- Chinese Party Host
- Emma Bunton
- Emma Bunton
- Melanie C
- Mel C
- Gary Barlow
- Gary Barlow
- Jedward
- Jedward
- Vernon Kay
- Vernon Kay
- Rizzle Kicks
- Rizzle Kicks
- Chris Moyles
- Chris Moyles
- Jason Donovan
- Jason Donovan
- Peter Andre
- Peter Andre
- Gino D'Acampo
- Gino D'Acampo
- Denise Van Outen
- Denise Van Outen
- Tinchy Stryder
- Tinchy Stryder
- Ronan Keating
- Ronan Keating
- Billy Ocean
- Billy Ocean
- Craig Phillips
- Craig Phillips
- Holly Willoughby
- Holly Willoughby
- Fearne Cotton
- Fearne Cotton
- Phillip Schofield
- Phillip Schofield
- Paris Arrowsmith
- Various Voices
- Jeana Brock
- Gary Apple's stripper
- Logan Bruce
- Inventor
- Una C.
- Celebrity Agent
- Chris Caldwell
- Audience member
- Chris Cowlin
- Punter
- Owen Dickey
- Celebrity Agent
- Timothy Fergusson
- Heavy
- Holly Gibbons
- Poledancer
- Lee Nicholas Harris
- Biker
- Chonradee Kulthap
- Passer-by
- Darren Luckin
- Cockney Punter
- Louise Michelle
- Girl
- Lindsey Mitchell
- Promotions girl
- Karl O'dell
- Geek
- Mike Parish
- Feature Suporting Artist
- Gino Picciano
- Punter
- Terry X. Shipton
- Cockney Punter
- Amanda Smith
- Passer-by
- June Smith
- Passer-by
- Alexis Strum
- Toga Lady
- Tom Swacha
- Cyclist
- Keith Thanni
- Gangster
- James Tolcher
- Audience Member
- Gerald Tomkinson
- Passer-by
- David Warren
- Construction Worker
- Dean Weir
- Mugger
