- Phil Caracas
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- Adel Croteau
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- Karen Friis
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- Guen Douglas
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- Sarah Levitin
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- Eva Colpaart
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- Ranita Raggo
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- Christopher R. Bugg
- Atheist #1
- Ean Murphy
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- Graham Collins
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- Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1 (as Elenor Quesnel)
- Christine Demarbre
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- Lyn Guerin
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- Alana Ragbir
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- Yves Macra
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- Stu Hutchings
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- Self
- Jenny Coutts
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- Wrestling Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2
- Milo
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- Mark Cayer
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- Olga Janina Chrzanowska
- Worshipper
- Eric Demarbre
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- Miles Finlayson
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- Claudia Jurt
- Misty Winters
- Jason McMaster
- Atheist 1
- Karm Parker
- Atheist #6
- Mark Pollesel
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- Steve Sauve
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- Casey Tourangeau
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