- Marc Bernardin
- Mayor of Asbury Park
- Ming Chen
- Shower Bully 1
- Matt Cohen
- Bank Robber
- Kevin Conroy
- The Mayor of Redbank
- Eliza Dushku
- Lipstick Lesbian
- Brian Faraldo
- The Diddler
- Walter Flanagan
- Shower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice)
- James Franco Jr.
- Photographer
- Neil Gaiman
- Albert the Manservant
- Ralph Garman
- Dick-head / Celebrity Impersonations (voice)
- Ben Gleib
- Newsgroup
- Kyle Hebert
- Tall Guy in Crowd / Bluntmobile GPS (voice)
- Paul Hipp
- Ring-Wearing Alien
- Bryan Johnson
- Shower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice)
- Ray William Johnson
- Quick Stop Hipster
- Jensen Karp
- Baby Dick-head's Doctor
- Stan Lee
- Self
- Jon Lovitz
- The Mad Scientist
- Jason Mewes
- Jay
- Scott Mosier
- The General / Quick Stop Hipster Buddy (voice)
- Brian O'Halloran
- Dante Hicks
- Brian Quinn
- Perplexed Bystander
- Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
- Bluntgirl
- Kevin Smith
- Silent Bob / Kevin Smith (voice)
- Lisa-Marie Stark
- Travis-Lover / Giagra Ad Girl Voices (voice)
- Steve Stark
- Newsgroup's Mom / Internet Cafe Waitress (voice)
- Tara Strong
- Cocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice)
- Will Wilkins
- Bank Robber Cop 1
- Mike Zapcic
- Bank Robber Cop 2
