Cast & Crew

Directed by

Jack Bond

Writing Credits

Jack Bond
(screenplay) &
James Dillon
(screenplay)

Cast

Neil Tennant
Self
Chris Lowe
Self
Joss Ackland
Priest / murderer
Neil Dickson
Pilot / car salesman
Gareth Hunt
Uncle Dredge / postcard seller / ventriloquist
Barbara Windsor
Seaside landlady / Neil's mother
Clair Becker
Dancer
Stephanie Buttle
Dancer
Lyndsey Cole
Dancer
Hugh Craig
Dancer
Heavon Grant
Dancer
Christopher Hall
Dancer
Emma Hendry
Dancer
Lisa Hendry
Dancer
Lisa Jones
Dancer
Michelle Nelson
Dancer
Natalie Roles
Dancer
Chris Tudor
Dancer
Tom Searle
Dancer
Voyd
Dancer
Peter Salem
Violinist
Mark Binmore
Dancer
Glenn Webster
Passer by

Produced by

Jack Bond
producer
Martin Haxby
executive producer

Music by

Chris Lowe
(as Pet Shop Boys)
Neil Tennant
(as Pet Shop Boys)

Cinematography by

Simon Archer
(lighting cameraman)

Editing by

Rodney Holland

Art Direction by

James Dillon

Costume Design by

Leah Archer

Makeup Department

Eunice Anne
makeup assistant
Marella Shearer
makeup artist
Gunn Espegard
makeup artist (uncredited)

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

Roger Pomphrey
first assistant director
Peter Price
first assistant director
Paul Sandler
second assistant director

Art Department

Tony Baines
stand-by carpenter
Michael Carter
design assistant
Marc Dillon
prop master
Eddie Ferguson
prop man
Bill Lowe
painter
Fred Marshall
stand-by carpenter
Richard Watts
production buyer
Micky Wheeler
prop man (as Michael Wheeler)

Sound Department

David Anderson
assistant dubbing mixer
John Hayward
dubbing mixer
Mike Hopkins
sound editor (as Michael Hopkins)
Richard Langford
assistant dubbing mixer
Paul Le Mare
sound mixer
Jacques Leroide
sound editor
Martin Trevis
boom operator

Stunts

Roy Alon
stunt coordinator
Paul Weston
stunts

Camera and Electrical Department

Pete Cavaciuti
camera operator (as Peter Cavaciuti)
Zoran Djordjevic
camera trainee
Martin King
sparks
Nick Lowin
clapperboard
Malcolm Mclean
gaffer (as Malcolm McLean)
Dave McWhinney
best boy (as Dave McWhinnie)
Toby Plaskitt
grip
Steve Potts
generator operator
Fraser Taggart
focus puller

Costume and Wardrobe Department

Kevin Knight
costume runner
Robert Worley
costume assistant

Editorial Department

David Beesley
assistant editor
Peter Dansie
assistant film editor
Christian Holland
assistant film editor

Location Management

Adam Kempton
location manager

Script and Continuity Department

Phyllis Townshend
continuity

Transportation Department

David Bennett
unit driver
Harry Smith
unit driver

Additional Crew

Michael Bayliss
puppeteer
Chips Chipperfield
production executive
Jed Edge
snake handler
Mark Farrow
title designer
Elizabeth Flowers
production coordinator
Rob Holden
manager: Massive
Christophe Kenshole
video link operator
Peter La Terriere
runner
Georgia Masters
runner
Dione Orrom
assistant: Jack Bond
Arlene Phillips
choreographer
Wanda Rokicki
assistant choreographer
Martin R. Smith
business services
Peggy Spencer
choreographer: Latin American dancing
Andrew Von Preussen
helicopter pilot
Tom Watkins
manager: Massive
Steve Edge
animal trainer: snake (uncredited)
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