- Maureen Lipman
- Shani Whittle
- David Ross
- Bevis
- Benedict Sandiford
- Neil
- Tom Wilkinson
- Hugh
- Anna Carteret
- Harriet
- Laura Howard
- Pippa
- Alec Guinness
- James
- James Fleet
- Simon
- Kathryn Pogson
- Malcolm's mum
- Grant Warnock
- Malcolm
- Laurie Ventry
- Rosemary's dad
- Kathy Kiera Clarke
- Rosemary
- Susannah Wise
- Miss Wilding
- Lila Kaye
- Mother Polly
- Pippa Hinchley
- Bobbie the waitress
- Cheryl Fergison
- Miss Bodley (Bells)
- Gillian Barge
- Madam Olga
- Tom Bowles
- London Coach Driver
- Roger Hume
- Coach Passenger
- Laurence Harrington
- College Porter
- Jon Rake
- Station Cabbie
- Brian Parr
- Second cabbie
- Mike Carnell
- Third cabbie
- Robert Putt
- Roadsweeper
- Peter-Hugo Daly
- 'Big Issue' Seller
- Lawrence Werber
- Coach driver
- Jonathan Oliver
- Carleton warden
- Delia Lindsay
- Carleton warden
- Shaun Chawdhary
- 'Catz' interviewee
