- Jorgie Krygier-Paine
- Cadence
- Liam Gonzalez
- Bert
- Kurtis Gibbs
- Guadalupe Caracara
- Sherri Dahl
- Audrey
- Johnny Auchie
- Walter
- Chengis Javeri
- Nigel
- HeatherLyn Renault
- Margaret
- Paige Morrison
- The Mosquito
- Blaise Kolodychuk
- Beefart
- Terry Ramsay
- Cheenkaw
- Caroline Buzanko
- Young Audrey
- Duffy Cheng
- Sid
- Jaslyn Collis
- Jenn
- Blain Covert
- Lloyd
- Dalton Dodginghorse
- Swear Master's Friend
- Dany Dube
- Terrible Driver
- Finn Dube
- Toddler
- Nicole Dube
- Mother
- John Duff
- Milton
- Tom Funasaka
- Henry
- Shannon Gamble
- Milton's wife
- Cruz Gonzalez
- Natalie
- Rene Gonzalez
- Bert's Dad
- Jennifer Hartley
- Person 1
- Hussein Juma
- Mr. Trelkovsky
- Sue Kenyon
- Person 2
- Kara King
- Cathy
- Kelton Kolodychuk
- The Chief of Police
- Chad Macy
- Smelly Man
- Barry Piercey
- Cameron
- Charlotte Rinkel
- Duct Tape Lady
- Brook Rowe
- Bert's Mum
- Cam Rowe
- Student 1
- Madi Rowe
- Student 2
- Antonio Tascona
- Swear Master
- Emmelia Taylor
- Marla
- Kelly VanRegen
- Dead Body
- Randolph West
- Peter
