- Neil Morrissey
- Noddy
- Amanda Noar
- Kim
- Michael Elphick
- Inspector Cleaver
- Anthony Daniels
- Priest
- Andrew Powell
- Roach
- George Rossi
- Chopper
- Daniel Peacock
- Buzzer
- Midge Taylor
- First Road Toad
- David Daker
- Desk Sergeant
- Burt Kwouk
- Fu King Owner
- Brendan Donnison
- Satanist High Priest
- Graham Padden
- P.C. Ben E. Dorm
- Paula Ann Bland
- Hospital Nurse
- Teddie Thompson
- Hospital Sister
- Terence Budd
- Bike Shop Dealer
- Ann Casson
- Mrs. Bancroft
- Douglas Campbell
- Mr. Bancroft
- Richard Smith
- Curate
- Roy Alon
- P.C. Harold
- Frederick Eaves
- Old Man
- Ed Devereaux
- Pub Landlord
- Howard Belgard
- Graffiti Artist
- Jim Allan
- Graffiti Artist
- James McCarthy
- P.C. Donut
- Pauline Bennion
- W.P.C. Hotdog
- Nigel Campbell
- P.C. Splattered
- Peter Brookes
- Drunk Driver
- Teresa Campbell
- Hotel Receptionist
- Jay Roberts
- Ambulance Man
- Alan Frank
- Ambulance Man
- Jenny Roberts
- Traffic Warden
- Charlotte Martin
- Prostitute
- Peter Lovstrom
- Gym Trainer
- Dave Morris
- Gym Trainer
- Scott Adkins
- Jim, Despatch Rider
- John Wolskel
- Clive, Despatch Rider
- Tommy Moon
- Milkman
- Doughnut Noar-Morrissey
- Slasher the Dog
- David Haydn-Jones
- Plain-Clothes Detective
- Ian Brooker
- Funeral Priest
- Dinah Blunt
- Old Man's Nurse
- Colin Campbell
- Moped Rider
- Esta Charkham
- Mrs. P.C. Harold
- Richard Francis
- Bodybuilder
- Nick Hennegan
- Bodybuilder Pete
- Aidan Trimble
- Bodybuilder
- Eileen Carrick
- Hospital Nurse
- Mark Finn
- Hospital Patient
- Pip Vicary
- Hospital Nurse
- Dave Webb
- Hospital Patient
- Debby Jones
- Hospital Nurse
- Marion Bell
- Hospital Nurse
- Simon Sayce
- Concerned Neighbour
- Warwick Sayce
- Concerned Neighbour
- Mycal Miller
- Concerned Neighbour
- Rebecca Waters
- Concerned Neighbour
- Adam Campbell
- Concerned Neighbour
- Solly Assa
- Victor
- Garrett Cassell
- Artie
- Cormac O'Shea
- (as John Porter)
