- Cole Hammond
- Narrator / Sperm Chicken / Sprem Dinosaur
- Karen
- Pink Chicken / Magenta Dinosaur / Pink Dinosaur / Mrs. Kelly
- Rod: 3rd Pitch
- Teenage Chicken / Blue Dinosaur
- Rod: 6th Pitch
- Dark Dinosaur / Principal Justin
- Rod: 9th Pitch
- Evil Chicken / Grey Dinosaur
- Rod
- Chicken / Teenage Dark Dinosaur
- Rod: 2nd Pitch
- Young Chicken / Young Dark Dinosaur / Yellow Dinosaur
- Rod: 7th Pitch
- Light Chicken
