- Greg Alt
- Boojie Fudpuddle / Shaft Soldier #2 / Horse Behind / Billy / Bernie Putz / Max Shaft / George / Campaign Manager / Boom Boom LaRush / Jose / J.T. Crapshod / Misc Men's voice
- Sean Alt
- Dude in Background #2 / Boy on Couch #2
- Neal Barth
- Governor Fudpuddle
- Michael Flynn
- Opening Narrator
- Matthew Hales
- Depressed Husband Married to Unattractive Vomit Chick
- Dean Higginson
- Flame O & Cutie
- Melanie Higginson
- Squished Village Lady
- Robert Higginson
- Unattractive Vomit Chick
- Sylva Koscina
- Boojie Fudpuddle
- Cole Moriarty
- Dude in Background #1 / Boy on Couch #1
- Don Moriarty
- Burt Galaxy / Shaft Soldier #1 / Gaylord The Wonder Cockroach / Mariachi Soldier #1 / Sid Schnotz / Big Al Mondelo / Charlie Shovehack / Dr. Duffy / Thorndike / Loretta Crapshod / Mizzilou Crapshod / Siren / Misc Men's Voice
- Grace Moriarty
- Mizzilou Crapshot
- Person Mysterious
- Eyezilla
- Patrick Nielson
- Peterson / Mariachi Soldier #2
- Steve Reeves
- Burt Galaxy
- Steve Toner
- Mad Scientist
