- Zachariah Delventhal
- Genius #1 (segment: 'Ivy League Idiots') / Security Guard (segment: 'Tokyo') / Bruce Wells (segment: 'Cat Scratch Fever')
- Michael DiChello
- Burglar (segment "Tokyo")
- Sarah E. DiMeo
- Lisa (segment "Rear Window") / Beth Darwin (segment "Dan vs. the Cork") / Sister Berthe (segment "The Sound of Music Deleted Scene") / Clerk (segment "Exotica: The Adult Superstore") / Kate Andrews (segment "Cat Scratch Fever") / Self (as Sarah E.)
- Phil Godeck
- Priest (segment "Confessions") / Neighbor (segment "Rear Window") / Dan Burns (segment "Dan vs. the Cork") / Ben Andrews (segment "Cat Scratch Fever")
- Jimmie James
- Musical Performer / Self (as Jimmie James & The Electric Shoes)
- Amy Lavorgna
- Sister Margaretta (segment: 'The Sound of Music Deleted Scene') / Stephanie (segment: 'Tokyo')
- Sarah McKiernan
- Lee Crawford (segment "Dan vs. the Cork") / Hope Andrews (segment "Cat Scratch Fever")
- Roger Negron
- Thief #1 / Mark (segment: 'Ivy League Idiots') (segment: 'Tokyo')
- Doug Oliphant
- Man in Confessional (segment "Confessions") / Genius #2 (segment "Ivy League Idiots")
- Bek Phillips
- Musical Performer / Self (as Bek Phillips & Addiction of the Day)
- Ed Reyes III
- Jeff (segment "Rear Window") / Ryan (segment "Dan vs. the Cork") / Thief #2 (segment "Ivy League Idiots") / Creepy Guy (segment "Exotica: The Adult Superstore") / Tom Lewis (segment "Cat Scratch Fever") / Self
- Eve Windebank
- Miss Praline (segment: 'Exotica: The Adult Superstore')
- Kurt J. Zendzian
- Self
