- Dick Shawn
- Rodney Pointsetter / Ainsley Pointsetter
- Cynthia Sikes
- Joyce
- Pierre Jalbert
- Pierre
- Pamela Brull
- Alice
- LaWanda Page
- Wilma
- Marius Mazmanian
- Rabbi Bandini
- Priscilla Pointer
- Myra
- Chuck Mitchell
- Larry Locatelli
- Darrell Larson
- Kevin
- Harris Kal
- Edward
- Laura Hawkins
- Christine
- Lenore Woodward
- Grandma
- Nathan Roberts
- Harry Speck
- John Alderman
- Butler
- Susan Berlin
- Woman in Tux
- Wendy Shawn
- Waitress on Skates
- Buckley Norris
- T.V. Director
- James F. Dean
- Sy Kowalski, Weatherman
- Jessie Lawrence Ferguson
- Rev. Mike
- Marguerite DeLain
- Hooker in Limo
- Barbara Pilavin
- Mme. Carnova
- Brad Harris
- Policeman
- Ed Nakamoto
- Sumo Wrestler
- Curtis Credel
- FBI Man No. 1
- Joe Taggart
- FBI Man No. 2
- Dino Shorte
- Black Man at Bar
- Ken Lesco
- Alex
- John Francis
- Real Estate Agent
- Howard Dayton
- White Man at Bar
- Bruce Talkington
- Martin
- Mark Ganzel
- Man in Jamaica
- Jan Fischer
- Kara Klinkley, Sports Reporter
- Karin Babbitt
- Newswoman on the Street / Woman in 'An Officer and an Elephant Man' / Woman with Host
- Larry Wilmore
- Sergeant in 'An Officer and an Elephant Man' / Thug in Congressman's Office
- Lynn Hancock
- Martha, JoyCrotch Jeans Woman
- Alan Spencer
- Norman Bates in 'Psycho Soap' / Sleazy Congressman
- Deborah Roberts
- Woman in Shower
- Dan Frischman
- Things Your Parents Used to Say
- Jim Hackett
- Crenshaw
- Marilyn Longry
- Miracle Beater Lady
- Walt Hanna
- Jimmy Carter
- Allan Stephan
- Host / Pervert in Theatre (as Alan Stephan)
- Angelique Pettyjohn
- Dancing Nun
- Toni Attell
- Exercise Woman
- Jennifer Thomas
- Woman in Bikini
- Vincent Cole
- Player in Opera Sequence
- Johnny Guarnieri
- Player in Opera Sequence
- Dennis Parnell
- Player in Opera Sequence
- Tanino Provitera
- Player in Opera Sequence
- David Romano
- Player in Opera Sequence
- Gene Shaw
- Player in Opera Sequence
- James Sterret Bryant
- Player in Opera Sequence
- Starleigh Godfrey
- Player in Opera Sequence
- Pam Scanlon
- Player in Opera Sequence
- Susan Grossman
- Player in Opera Sequence
- Corey Burton
- (voice)
- Richard Nixon
- Self