- Dick Shawn
- Rodney Pointsetter / Ainsley Pointsetter
                    
- Cynthia Sikes
- Joyce
                    
- Pierre Jalbert
- Pierre
                    
- Pamela Brull
- Alice
                    
- LaWanda Page
- Wilma
                    
- Marius Mazmanian
- Rabbi Bandini
                    
- Priscilla Pointer
- Myra
                    
- Chuck Mitchell
- Larry Locatelli
                    
- Darrell Larson
- Kevin
                    
- Harris Kal
- Edward
                    
- Laura Hawkins
- Christine
                    
- Lenore Woodward
- Grandma
                    
- Nathan Roberts
- Harry Speck
                    
- John Alderman
- Butler
                    
- Susan Berlin
- Woman in Tux
                    
- Wendy Shawn
- Waitress on Skates
                    
- Buckley Norris
- T.V. Director
                    
- James F. Dean
- Sy Kowalski, Weatherman
                    
- Jessie Lawrence Ferguson
- Rev. Mike
                    
- Marguerite DeLain
- Hooker in Limo
                    
- Barbara Pilavin
- Mme. Carnova
                    
- Brad Harris
- Policeman
                    
- Ed Nakamoto
- Sumo Wrestler
                    
- Curtis Credel
- FBI Man No. 1
                    
- Joe Taggart
- FBI Man No. 2
                    
- Dino Shorte
- Black Man at Bar
                    
- Ken Lesco
- Alex
                    
- John Francis
- Real Estate Agent
                    
- Howard Dayton
- White Man at Bar
                    
- Bruce Talkington
- Martin
                    
- Mark Ganzel
- Man in Jamaica
                    
- Jan Fischer
- Kara Klinkley, Sports Reporter
                    
- Karin Babbitt
- Newswoman on the Street / Woman in 'An Officer and an Elephant Man' / Woman with Host
                    
- Larry Wilmore
- Sergeant in 'An Officer and an Elephant Man' / Thug in Congressman's Office
                    
- Lynn Hancock
- Martha, JoyCrotch Jeans Woman
                    
- Alan Spencer
- Norman Bates in 'Psycho Soap' / Sleazy Congressman
                    
- Deborah Roberts
- Woman in Shower
                    
- Dan Frischman
- Things Your Parents Used to Say
                    
- Jim Hackett
- Crenshaw
                    
- Marilyn Longry
- Miracle Beater Lady
                    
- Walt Hanna
- Jimmy Carter
                    
- Allan Stephan
- Host / Pervert in Theatre (as Alan Stephan)
                    
- Angelique Pettyjohn
- Dancing Nun
                    
- Toni Attell
- Exercise Woman
                    
- Jennifer Thomas
- Woman in Bikini
                    
- Vincent Cole
- Player in Opera Sequence
                    
- Johnny Guarnieri
- Player in Opera Sequence
                    
- Dennis Parnell
- Player in Opera Sequence
                    
- Tanino Provitera
- Player in Opera Sequence
                    
- David Romano
- Player in Opera Sequence
                    
- Gene Shaw
- Player in Opera Sequence
                    
- James Sterret Bryant
- Player in Opera Sequence
                    
- Starleigh Godfrey
- Player in Opera Sequence
                    
- Pam Scanlon
- Player in Opera Sequence
                    
- Susan Grossman
- Player in Opera Sequence
                    
- Corey Burton
- (voice)
                    
- Richard Nixon
- Self