Cast
- Paul Ahern
- Dr. Hubertus
- Douglas Blush
- Diaper Dyke
- Brian Dewan
- Narrator
- Sam Henderson
- The Man
- Tom Kenny
- Lonely Robot Duckling
- Tim Maloney
- Captain Boyfuck, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern
- Adam McKay
- Uncle Gabby
- Yehudi Mercado
- Sniffy LaPants, Gutsman
- Tony Millionaire
- Nuzzle
- John Over
- Hamlet
- Andy Richter
- Drinky Crow
- Becky Thyre
- Fairy
