- A-Man
- Self
- Todd Anderson
- Dionysis Devotee
- William S. Anstedt
- Ponti Assassination Bystander / Blank Face Satano
- Laura Atneosen
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Nicol Marie Berg
- Cat's Fan
- Tom Berna
- Dionysis / Satano #8 / Cat's Fan / Agent Elvis Stand-in
- Carlo Besasie
- Bob Beasley / Gambada Satano
- Jenny Bogosian
- Princess Gambada
- Brian Boldt
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Joni Bosley
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Christian Calle
- Christian
- Susan L. Cane
- Dionysis Devotee
- Christina Carlson
- A-Man's Entourage
- Benjamin Chadwick
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Manish Chander
- The Advocate
- Steve Concotelli
- Satano #9 / Missile Command Captain
- Patrick Coyle
- Businessman
- Robert E. Czeczok
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Tiffany Czeczok
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Teddy Damage
- Self
- Eric de la Cruz
- Detective Sgt. Mulcahy
- Tony Domke
- Lord Kurik
- Paul Economon
- Cardinal 'X'
- Gary Evenson
- Deke - Missile Command Trooper
- Sharon Feiner
- Satano #10
- Janell Frieson
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Greg Gronemus
- Satano #11 / Dionysis Devotee
- Randy Guski
- Randy - Missile Command Trooper
- Tim Guski
- Gus - Missile Command Trooper
- Rick Hanson
- Satano #4
- Jennifer Heagle
- Drunk Satano
- Michael J. Heagle
- Cat's Saved Satano #1 / Satano #5
- Missy Hicks
- Female Boy Scout / Construction Worker
- Andrew Hill
- Assassination Bystander
- Tamara Hillis
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Emily Hooper
- A-Man's Entourage
- Priya Hubbard
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Anthony Jewell
- Jim Jones
- Liza Johannson
- Mistress Ilsa
- Jim Jorgensen
- Cardinal Ponti
- Jeff Kloehn
- Jimmy The Skull / National Explainer Flasher / Construction Worker
- Andrea Kozek
- Satano #6
- Rich Kronfeld
- Kurt Camp
- Marcus P. Kuboy
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Troy Antoine LaFaye
- Edgar Allen Poe / Italian Tourist / Shooter / Enola Gay Satano / Cat's Saved Satano #2 / Satano Nurse
- Tim Lane
- Cat's Fan
- Jim Lavota
- A-Man's Entourage
- Jon Madson
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Emily Meisner
- A-Man's Entourage
- Kevin Meisner
- A-Man's Entourage
- Jessica Michals
- Agent Catalina Powers
- Lance Miller
- Cat's Saved Satano #3
- Don Nelson
- Ponti's Limo Driver
- Meridith Nordin
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Dave Pareda
- Monty
- Scott Peterson
- Norman
- David W. Potter
- Marquis de Sade / Satano #7
- Gary Rankel
- Rock & Roll Miracle
- John Regan
- Art Cannon
- Patrick Savage
- Harry the Weasle
- Barb Schendel
- Dionysis Devotee
- Clayton Simchick
- Elvisina / Big Face Satano / Satano #1 / Cat's Bodyguard / Gambada Worker
- Terry Simcox
- Lost Pizza Guy / Construction Worker (as Terry Simcock)
- Christopher Slater
- Agent Elvis
- Joe Spang
- Thirsty Satano / Gambada Satano
- Mark Stenen
- Satano #2 / Klaus - Missile Commander / James Lyndon Johnson / Missile Command Trooper
- Edwin Strout
- Agent Warhol
- Julie Swenson
- Faux Jackie O.
- Tammy Sytch
- Sunny
- James Tabak
- A-Man's Entourage
- Chaz Truog
- Polo McCrimmon / Hell Palace Bartender
- Brandon Van Vliet
- Drunk Demon
- Micaela Vega
- Ursulla
- Mary Wagner
- A-Man's Entourage
- Ann Wempner
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Renee Werbowski
- Agent Marion Tango
- Sunni Westbrook
- Nancy
- Raymond P. Whalen
- Dario Dare / Cat's Fan / Shooter's Shooter's Puncher / Satano Doctor
- Jesse Yatckoske
- Shooter's Shooter / SS Officer / Soul Keeper Satano / Satano #3
- Monica Yeavello
- Ponti Assassination Bystander
- Douglas Sidney
- Man
