- Johannes Grenzfurthner
- Host / Doktor Ullmaier (voice) / Frau Schlammpeitzinger / Johannes Kepler / The 1% / Harnulf Rohrkrepierer
- Charlie Poulon
- Resume victim
- Daniel Hasibar
- Head of Transport Fleet
- Stuart Freeman
- Brian Ewok
- Conny Lee
- Madame Juju
- Niko Alm
- Dr. Narcos Ãlm
- Christian Schädel
- Monsieur Dudu
- Hannes Duscher
- Subcomandante Duscher
- Roland Gratzer
- El Rocho Gratzer
- Douglas Robinson
- Karl Marx
- Harald Homolka-List
- Hans Platzgaumer
- Bronwynn Mertz-Penzinger
- Platzgaumer's Cerebral Cortex
- Martin Nechvatal
- Leatherface
- Michael Ettmann
- Losing Eyesight and Life
- Josef P. Wagner
- Mister Hooded Camera Operator
- Johannes Ullmaier
- Self (photographs)
- Alexander E. Fennon
- Bank Clerk
- Robert Stachel
- Waiter Walter Peckinpah
- Vladimir Tumayev
- Self
- Elisabeth Semrad
- Infomerical Birther
- Barbara Macheiner
- Blames Society
- Amber Benson
- Pfefferkarree McCormick
- Michael J. Epstein
- DeForest Schbeibi
- Christoph Burstup Weiss
- MC Constructivist
- David Fine
- Self / Pansexual German Paratrooper
- Hadas Emma Kedar
- In-house Activist
- Peter Hörmanseder
- Wizard of OS / Teknomator / Glenn Greenwald / Laura Poitras
- Stefanie Sargnagel
- Self
- Katharina Stemberger
- Self
- Nick Farr
- Pontius Pilates
- Nikolaus Stich
- Self
- Achmed Abdel-Salam
- Modern Subject
- Jim Libby
- Information Gaze
- Peter Hengl
- Father Honor
- Lola Basara
- Mother Concern
- Andrea Nitsche
- Dr. Bulletpoint von Sganarelle
- Michael Smulik
- Politics
- Jolyne Schlien Schürmann
- Joseph de Maistre
- Mira Sophia Ulz
- Self
- Werner Faymann
- Self
- Andreas Mailath-Pokorny
- Self
- Barbara Prammer
- Self
- Laura Rudas
- Self
- Josef Kalina
- Self
- Doris Bures
- Self
- Erich Fogler
- Self
- Claudia Schmied
- Self
- Jeff Ricketts
- President Ãdem von Horvath
- Max Grodénchik
- Biological Male
- Kudra Owens
- Biological Female
- Franz Ablinger
- The 1% / Sailor Dieselfink
- Martin Auer
- The 1% / Professor Alain Xavior Schnürlsamt
- David Dempsey
- Sven Shitpornson / The 1%
- Anna Behne
- Lady Unsquaredance
- Jason Scott Sadofsky
- Billy Bob Turingengine
- Ben Dagan
- Photogenic Team Member
- Gerald Votava
- The Producer
- Sylvia Fassl-Vogler
- Self
- Hermine Grenzfurthner
- Self
- Chris S. Sims
- Old One
- Ishan Raval
- Dan O'Bannon
