- John Marquez
- The Otaku
- Roman Kulczycki
- The Furry
- Roman Banias
- The Jedian
- Joel Passante
- The Pervert
- Daniel Shandroski
- The Goth
- Jaimz Asmundson
- Justin
- Tony Braga
- Chris
- Spencer Maybee
- C.J.
- Jeff Bromley
- Nick
- Ben Genik
- Howie
- Nicole Rouire
- Clarissa
- Stephen Sim
- Professor Dunny
- Nicole Shimonek
- Amber
- Valerie Fifer
- Carrie
- Stephanie Beyko
- Alicia
- Tim Friesen
- Tim
- Victor Kulczycki
- Phil
- Jeffrey Adam Doyle
- Babykiller
- Daniel Eskin
- Scientist / Thug
- Sarah-Jane Marquez-Hicks
- John's Mom
- David Zellis
- David H. Zellis / Daniel James
- Rebecca Walker
- Susan Strong
- Ward Massner
- Pops
- Yness Boily
- Mike Heavenly
- Darlene Friesen
- Sally
- Annick Boulet
- Cathy
- Jeff Chalk
- The Judges
- Daniel Craig
- Juggle Boy
- Cody Gabrielson
- The Judges
- Jodi Goerzen
- Waitress
- Matt Good
- Comic Guy
- Hope Nicholson
- Crying Girl
- Michelle Quirion
- Mother
- David Skene
- The Judges
- Clayton T. Stewart
- Mel Melvins
