- Adam Brooks
- Ahab / Bric-a-Brac
- Matthew Kennedy
- Father John Sullivan
- Conor Sweeney
- Twink / Greedy
- Amy Groening
- Chelsea
- Garrett Hnatiuk
- Walnut
- Brent Neale
- Detective Stegel
- Kevin Anderson
- Father O'Flynn
- Meredith Sweeney
- Sleazy Mary
- Zsuzsi
- The Chainsaw Ripper / Angel
- Lloyd Kaufman
- God / Devil
- Mackenzie Murdock
- Chris Fuchman
- Billy Sadoo
- Twink's Dad
- Falcon Van Der Baek
- Heaven Guide
- Kyle Young
- Mark
- Murray Davidson
- Artie
- Ted Kennedy
- Ahab's Dad
- Wilmar Chopyk
- Angry Priest
- William O'Donnell
- Hallway Gimp
- Gary Johnston
- Narrator
- Rob McLaughlin
- Marty
- Michael Schmidt
- Lowlife DJ
- Jeremy Gillespie
- Disfigured Bill Cummings / Bounty Man
- Jason McDonald
- Bill Cummings / Cop Outside Courthouse / Blake Star
- Kaiden Dupuis
- Young Ahab
- Kaelan Wong
- Young Ahab
- Dylan Gyles
- Teenage Ahab
- Jynx Vandersteen
- Stripper / Angel (as Jynx)
- Andrea Felldin
- Bartender / Angel
- Talya Kornachuk
- Pregnant Dream Girl #2
- Braeley Sanderson
- Pregnant Dream Girl #1
- Cherrie Gunn
- Stripper
- Holly Halftone
- Angel
- Amber Lamps
- Girl in Washroom
- Sommer Spendlow
- Scary Lady in Hell
- Reg Clayton
- Enthusiastic Church-Goer
- Jen Kowalchuk
- Girl in Bed #1 / Angel
- Hailey Riley
- Girl in Bed #2 / Angel
- Steven Kostanski
- Masked Satanist
- Screamin' Mimi
- Young Chelsea
- Stephanie Kennedy
- Nun #1
- Linda Hyslop
- Nun #2
- James Mitchell
- Lowlife Perv
- Cynthia Wolfe-Nolin
- Space Princess
- McKinley Morton
- Zaxson
- Sonny Ayson
- Sensei
