- Samuel L. Jackson
- Narrator
- Alyson Hannigan
- Hottie Penguin
- Bob Saget
- Carl
- Brie Larson
- I Need a Z-Pack Penguin
- Carlos Mencia
- Juan Sanchez
- Dave Coulier
- There's No Snow Penguin
- John Stamos
- What's Global Warming Penguin
- Jodie Sweetin
- He's So Gross Penguin
- Lori Loughlin
- Melvin-Smacking Penguin
- Jason Biggs
- Insecure Penguin
- Jim Belushi
- They're Aall Bitches Penguin
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Helen
- Damon Wayans
- Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin
- Drea de Matteo
- Ester
- Jason Alexander
- Penguin on Belly
- Christina Applegate
- Melissa
- Lewis Black
- Jimmy
- Mario Cantone
- Sidney
- Dane Cook
- Online Penguin
- Norm Crosby
- Carl's Grandfather
- Cliff Dorfman
- Angry Penguin
- Adam Duritz
- Sensitive Guy Penguin
- Vanessa Evigan
- Hilton Penguin
- Harvey Fierstein
- Sheila
- Gilbert Gottfried
- Freezing Nuts Penguin
- Jim Hazelton
- No Personality Penguin
- Jonathan Katz
- Steve the Owl
- Jamie Kennedy
- Jamie
- David Koechner
- Melvin
- Jon Lovitz
- My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin
- Norm MacDonald
- Join Twosomes Penguin
- Abbey McBride
- (voice)
- David Michie
- Sly Penguin
- Mo'Nique
- Vicky
- Tracy Morgan
- Marcus
- Jeffrey Ross
- Funny-Looking Bastard
- Jonathan Silverman
- Seal Critics
- Nick Simunek
- Daddy Likes That Penguin
- Stuart Stone
- The Fox
- Abe Vigoda
- Penguin from Boca
- Rob Weiss
- Pissed Penguin
- Scott Weinger
- Horny Penguin
