- Brandon Robinson
- Brandon
- Jaci Amadon
- Santa's Little Helper
- Whitney Ayers
- Jenny
- Nickolas Ballard
- Black Santa
- Karen Berg
- Office Client
- Daryn Bergsma
- Bar Patron
- Matthew Bombeck
- Christmas Tree Buyer #1
- Tom Boykin
- Santa
- Ruth Boykins
- Christmas Tree Buyer #5
- Chris Brown
- Christmas Tree Buyer #6
- Robyn Buck
- Cali Desage
- Craig C. Chen
- Christmas Tree Buyer #2
- Devon Colson
- OC Douchebag #3 'The Diesel'
- Kyle Cowgill
- Self
- Matthew Dean
- OC Douchebag #1
- Johnny Diablo
- Bartender
- Maya Diablo
- Stripper
- Ken Dickason
- Hotel Clerk
- Richard Falcone
- OC Douchebag #2
- Gregory George Frank
- Christmas Tree Buyer #4
- Cindy Gardner
- Psycho Lady
- Leah Garland
- Jean Franklin
- Kelsa Kinsly
- Cougar
- Dave Maher
- Tree Farm Owner
- Gabrielle Maher
- Tree Farm Owner's Wife
- Mark Maher
- Self
- Unati Mangaliso
- Christmas Tree Buyer #3
- Jen Nikolaus
- Heather Cahn
- Loana O'Reilly
- Barbara
- K. Petrosian
- Bar Owner
- Peter Psihogios
- Cousin Petey 'Puff'
- Kelley Robinson
- Kid's Mother
- Sindy Robinson
- Kid's Grandma
- Greg Rogerson
- Mistletoe Guy
- Sanford Rosenblatt
- Cyrus Ghering
- Claira Sailer
- Receptionist
- Riley Shermer
- Kid
- Mario Yeaman
- Psycho Lady's Husband
- Chris Zielke
- Broadcaster Chris Masters
