- Emily Donahoe
- Sue
- Christopher Meloni
- The Producer
- Diane Neal
- Nancy
- Stylist B.
- Tarnishe'D Silva
- Josh Frieser
- Producer as a Boy
- Livia Scott
- Nun
- Robert Klein
- The CEO
- Mario Cantone
- The Director
- Emmanuel Yarborough
- Janitor
- David Coe
- First BJ Guy
- Lyndsey Anderson
- Sexy Bartender
- Stephanie Gatschet
- Wife
- Sam Oz Stone
- Little Johnny
- Natalie Harrah
- Hot Girl at Chalkboard
- Adam Ferrara
- Dr. Feelgood
- Travis Kauppila
- Young Hillbilly #1
- Tom DiNardo
- Older Hillbilly
- Kirk Gagnon
- Young Hillbilly #2
- Boomer Tibbs
- Boardmember #1
- Leah Lapidus
- Boardmember #2
- Bill Rapp
- Boardmember #3
- Sheila Mart
- Eleanor
- Ginger Rich
- Boardmember #5
- Terence Exodus
- Bingo Man
- Joy Seligsohn
- Candy Lady
- Sammy Marten
- Veterinarian
- George Chevallier
- Birthday Boy
- Ted Ferguson
- Joke-Telling Priest
- Claudia L. Brown
- Cheap Trick
- Alan Donnes
- Bartender
- Adam Sietz
- Morty
- Chris Henry
- Production Assistant
- Cyndi Lauper
- Little Johnny's Mom
- Alec Lynch
- Little Johnny's Brother
- Tanner Colby
- Gay Taxidermist / Voice of Racist Black Dummy
- Andrew Wuestenfeld
- Pirate
- Kent Cassella
- Widower
- John Lavelle
- The Writer
- Victoria Clark
- Teacher
- Hannah Stoor
- Girl at School
- Marisa Valente
- English Teacher
- Roger Byers
- Priest with Pizza
- Joe Starr
- Coach
- Mark Lake
- Husband
- Bryan Fitzgerald
- Auditioner #1
- Andrew Ward
- Auditioner #2
- Scott Rossini
- Auditioner #3
- Lindsey E. Vuolo
- Self
- Jeanine Hill
- Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl
- Debbie Schwartz
- Topless Twin #1
- Lauren Schwartz
- Twin #2
- Jordanna James
- Sexy Midget
- Max Rock
- Chunks Owner
- Asher Suss
- Parish Priest
- Richard Labit
- Little Boy at School
- Todd Levin
- Man Who Orders Hot Dog
- David Thornton
- Little Johnny's Dad
- Greg White
- Bad Actor
- Stephanie Restivo
- Stripper #1
- Josh Duffy
- Surfer
- Roy Haylock
- Drag Queen
- Doua Moua
- Wing Thai
- Blaire Whitney
- Good Sport
- Art Schorr
- Vienna Sausage Grandpa
- John D'Leo
- Vienna Sausage Boy
- John Scurti
- Sheriff
- Joe Melendez
- FBI Agent
- Shavon Ryan
- Stripper #2
- Bettina Niedermann
- Tiffany
- Chloe Whiteford
- Hairy Chested Girl
- Jana Dendinger
- Brunette Bikini Babe
- Brandy Moon
- Big Boob Blonde
- Caitlin FitzGerald
- Bank Teller
- Hans Freiwald
- Sperm Donor
- Richard Kohn
- Old Vienna Sausage Guy
- Hawk French
- Eddie
- Sophia Meloni
- Suzy
- Anthony Cumberbatch Jr.
- Black Midget
- Larry Holmes
- The Judge
- Matthew Seife
- Tutu Boy
- Connor Denis
- Big Mormon
- Chip Rybak
- Little Mormon
- Rose Lamarche
- Bikini Lady
- Alex Aristidis
- Classmate
- Andrew Buchler
- Ensemble
