- David Spade
- Dickie Roberts
- Mary McCormack
- Grace Finney
- Craig Bierko
- George Finney
- Scott Terra
- Sam Finney
- Jenna Boyd
- Sally Finney
- John Farley
- Referee
- Bobby Slayton
- Commentator
- Michael Buffer
- Michael Buffer
- Fred Wolf
- Dickie's Corner Man
- Alyssa Milano
- Cyndi
- Emmanuel Lewis
- Emmanuel Lewis
- Joey Diaz
- Emmanuel's Entourage
- Kevin Grevioux
- Emmanuel's Entourage
- Brian Clark
- Guy in Car
- Leif Garrett
- Leif Garrett
- Emily Harrison
- Girl
- Nancy M. Pimental
- Girl
- Alan Blumenfeld
- Mr. Rollins
- Jon Lovitz
- Sidney Wernick
- Sasha Mitchell
- Angry Driver
- Blair Breard
- Alcoholic Speaker
- Tom Arnold
- Tom Arnold
- Kathleen Randazzo
- Counselor
- Peggy Mannix
- Lamaze Group Leader
- Barry Williams
- Barry Williams
- Danny Bonaduce
- Danny Bonaduce
- Corey Feldman
- Corey Feldman
- Dustin Diamond
- Dustin Diamond
- Rachel Dratch
- Reiner's Secretary
- Rob Reiner
- Rob Reiner
- Spencer Garrett
- Publisher
- Hal Sparks
- Publisher
- Rob Elk
- Biker
- Retta
- Sad Eye Sadie
- Ian Gomez
- Strange Man
- Doris Roberts
- Peggy Roberts
- Dick Van Patten
- Dick Van Patten
- Nicholas Schwerin
- Young Dickie
- Michelle Ruben
- Ring Girl
- Edie McClurg
- Mrs. Gertrude
- John Kirk
- Passing Man with Camera
- Alexander D. Slanger
- Map Seller
- Oliver Kindred
- Bully
- Brandon Michael DePaul
- Bully
- Evan Lee Dahl
- Bully
- Wyatt Smith
- Boy in Crowd
- Patrick Thomas O'Brien
- Mr. Gertrude
- Colin Ryan
- Gertrude Kid
- Chrystopher Ryan Johnson
- Boy
- Sergei Virovlianski
- Boy
- Jake Chapman
- Boy
- Ambyr Childers
- Barbie
- Valerie Perri
- Teacher at Microphone
- Ashley Edner
- Heather Bolan
- Michael McDonald
- Maitre D'
- Kevin P. Farley
- Valet
- Miko C. Brando
- Valet
- Mindy Burbano
- News Correspondent
- Jann Carl
- Jann Carl
- Lindsey Dann
- Reporter
- Lisa Joyner
- Lisa Joyner
- Erin Murphy
- Brittany
- Meghan Faye Gallagher
- Janice
- Willie Aames
- Willie Aames
- Fred Berry
- Fred Berry
- Todd Bridges
- Todd Bridges
- Gary Coleman
- Gary Coleman
- Jeff Conaway
- Jeff Conaway
- Tony Dow
- Tony Dow
- Corey Haim
- Corey Haim
- Florence Henderson
- Florence Henderson
- Christopher Knight
- Christopher Knight
- Barry Livingston
- Barry Livingston
- Mike Lookinland
- Mike Lookinland
- Maureen McCormick
- Maureen McCormick
- Eddie Mekka
- Eddie Mekka
- Jeremy Miller
- Jeremy Miller
- Erin Moran
- Erin Moran
- Haywood Nelson
- Haywood Nelson
- Jay North
- Jay North
- Ron Palillo
- Ron Palillo
- Butch Patrick
- Butch Patrick
- Jonathan Loughran
- Jonathan Loughran
- Peter Dante
- Peter Dante
- Paul Petersen
- Paul Petersen
- Adam Rich
- Adam Rich
- Rodney Allen Rippy
- Rodney Allen Rippy
- Marion Ross
- Marion Ross
- Ernest Thomas
- Ernest Thomas
- Charlene Tilton
- Charlene Tilton
- Melissa Sue Anderson
- Melissa Sue Anderson
- Holly Beavon
- Marilyn Monroe Look Alike
- John Eric Brown
- Neighbor
- Jeff Chase
- Man in Car
- Phil Crowley
- Narrator
- Brendan Fraser
- Brendan Fraser
- Anne Lockhart
- Additional character voice
- Tricia Munford
- TV Bride
- Shannon Murphy
- Spectator
- Jesse James Rutherford
- 5th Grade Boy
- Afton Smith
- Afton Smith
- David Soul
- David Soul
- James Arnold Taylor
- Additional Voices
