- Ed Skudder
- Red / Raccoon / Cpt. Crookygrin / Mr. Dingleberry / Jacques Bond / Nep-Dawg / Japanese School Girl / 8-bit Gelato Bene (voice)
- Zack Keller
- Blue / Narrator / Shaw / Japanese Guy / Trollz0r (voice)
- Eric Bauza
- Lord Takagami
- Ben Tuller
- Lord Tourettes
- Shea Logsdon
- Pink
- Lauren K. Sokolov
- Stacy
- Chad Quandt
- Chad-Gendarmerie
- Michael Nassar
- Broseph
- Nick Ainsworth
- Umbrella salesman
- Nick Keller
- Party-goers
- John Dusenberry
- Ghetto Cutter
- Brock Gallagher
- Bully / Dock Worker (voice)
- Ashley Shelhon
- Global Rescue Services operator
- Rob DenBleyker
- Dock Guard
- Dave McElfatrick
- Dock Guard
- David Haley
- Dock Worker / French Father / Cumulonimbus Ninja (voice)
- Brendan Haines
- Steve / TNT Boat Foreman / Dead Ninja (voice)
- Thomas Ridgewell
- French Cop
- Daniel Middleton
- British Chap
- Blake Swift
- British Chap / Phone Operator / Sexy Ninja / Weed Dealer (voice)
