- Maximum Capacity
- Detective Flem
- Clifton Childree
- Uncanny Clifton
- Billy Fives
- Cuban
- Christina Abigail Garcia
- Commie Christy
- Buddha Gonzalez
- Cuban Thug
- Christopher Lepperd
- Big Communist Chris
- Monica Lopez de Victoria
- Self
- Natasha Lopez de Victoria
- Self
- Rubber Doll
- Detective Rubber Doll
- Nassie Shahoulian
- Arthur Basel
- David Tamargo
- David The Assistant
- Ted Vernon
- Self
- Otto von Schirach
- Self
