- Nadia White
- Daisy Derkins
- Josip Peruzovic
- Self
- Emilyanne Cusato
- Jackie Flannagan
- Mark Mackner
- Silas Killington
- Echo Endless
- Raven Madd
- Randall McCann
- Dario Dragani
- Susanna D'Arcy
- Alicia Botti
- Dave Ferrier
- El Gaucho
- Doug Layne
- Sonny Graves
- Lauren Langley
- Sara Tonin
- Lisa Panzer
- Sister Sensei
- Krystle Ann Griffin
- Sister Slaughter
- Sarah Biemuller
- Sister Spinkick
- Carolyn Dixon
- Sister Stiletto
- Sarah Weber
- Misty Rex
- Bob Kaplan
- Manny Murderously / El Guido
- Quinton J. Alexander
- Narrator
- Allison Mercier
- Debbie Derkins
- Nick Berk
- Dallas
- Rocky Ciarrocchi
- Hellter Skelter / Gas Masked Henchman
- Logan Mackner
- Young Silas Killington
- Colby Mackner
- Kid Who Goes on to be a Serial Killer
- Cubby Altobelli
- Sleazy Neighbor / Wrestling Fan
- Phil Boucher
- Phil Boucher
- Keith Chamberlain
- Wrestling Fan
- Cedric Crouch
- Daddy Derkins
- Lisa Cusato
- Bar Patron
- Samuel Evans
- Emcee / Wrestling Fan
- Travis Frank
- The Vegetarian
- Gabby Gilbert
- Gabby Gilbert
- Jae Greene
- Atarii Skulldevil
- Shannon Hall
- Bar Owner
- Andrew Howland
- The Tiger
- Charlie Hutton
- Charlie Tiger
- Greg Johnson
- Dean Botti
- Michael Kaplan
- Bob, College Security Guard
- Rich Liebig
- Referee
- Michael Loughery
- Bar Patron
- Michael Mele
- Bar Patron
- Ernie Miles
- The Wendigo
- Mike Paquin
- Top of the Food Chain
- Antonio Piluso
- Mummy Cop
- Matt Steel
- Misty's Sparring Partner / Wrestling Fan
- Brian Urbiztondo
- Wrestling Fan
- Eric Welsch
- Bartender / Wrestling Fan
