- Lori Beth Denberg
- Nurse Batchet
- Henry Zebrowski
- Dr. Stein
- Danny Tamberelli
- Manny Goldberg
- Bonnie Gordon
- Kelly
- Ian Fidance
- Beer Helmet Scientist
- Trent Culkin
- Beer helmet test subject
- Sapphire Sandalo
- Sexy chat line operator
- Ed Larson
- Ness
- Abed Gheith
- Game show host
- Sevan Najarian
- Man with bees in his foreskin
- Amber Nelson
- Prob-lo-matic scientist
- Holden McNeely
- Frogman
- Sean Grant
- Area 51 guard
- Brandon Cahela
- Mothman
- Tim Banks
- Max Speedmore
- Andy Tate
- Elevator
- Conner Stuart Faulk
- Radio Announcer
- Andrew Parker
- Big
- Andre Matthews
- News anchor
