- Pam Ferris
- Boo Johnson
- James Fleet
- Thor Johnson
- Patrick Barlow
- Great Aunt Grace / Lawyer
- Jonathan Cake
- Rex Johnson
- Kevin Eldon
- Toby Johnson
- Nicola Walker
- Shirley Johnson
- Sally Phillips
- Pinky
- Iain Mitchell
- Fetch
- Geoffrey Leesley
- Mr. Pinky
- Caroline Holdaway
- Mrs. Pinky
- Adrian Scarborough
- Vicar
- Deddie Davies
- Cook
- Gregor Truter
- Young politician
- Bernard Gallagher
- Party chairman
- Richard Turner
- Gardener
- Martin L. Evans
- Terry Pearce
- Phil Nice
- (uncredited)
