- Chuck Magee
- Charlie Reese / Lobsters
- Kat Andrews
- Alex Bailey
- Brent G. Baker
- Captain
- Douglass Hoffman
- DJ Cowspank
- Bo Bolin
- The Cocaine King
- Robert McMonarch
- Chad
- Austin Berndt
- Brad
- Brandon Conrad
- Tad
- Rick Snowdon
- Steve
- Alvin Clausen
- Yuppie
- Christopher 'Toph' Holland
- Drug Dealer
- Brian Mosher
- Garage Victim
- Jess Carroll
- Cop #1
- Eryca Latham
- Cop #2
- Max 'Pizza' Rottweiler
- Cop #3
- Celeste Worrell
- Cop #4
- Caity O'Grady
- Cop #5
- Garrett Hayes
- Larry
- Kirk Kindle
- Golfer
- Riley Vannoy
- Crab-Wich Guy
- Morgan Brown
- Cake Mom
- Reiker Vance
- Cake Brother
- Finneus Conrad
- Former Smoker
- Tre Foster
- Mailbox Victim
- Jayna Brock
- Switched to Decaf
- Vikkye Fetters-Delfino
- Face Off Victim
- Roger 'Bubbles' Kirkendoll
- Basketballer
- Rayne Lorentz-Wright
- Jogger
- Rick VanDuyn
- Buried in Crabs
- Kelly Williams Brown
- Lovely Lady #1
- Ahna Barnes
- Lovely Lady #2
- Tiqvah Aviv
- Lovely Lady #3
- Taylor Bolden
- Woman on Bench
- Topher Rodriguez
- Man on Bench
- Nikki Russell
- Skateboard Lady
- Galena Radtke
- Scooter Girl
- Preston Radtke
- Scooter Boy
- Ashley Smith
- Dispatch
- Jennifer Plemons
- Reporter #1
- Emma Buktenica
- Reporter #2
- Chris Pavelek
- Reporter #3
- Ishy Rose
- Reporter #4
- Terra Brady
- Reporter #5
- Thomas Owings
- Reporter #6
- Tanner Watson
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Coleen Haynes
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Matt Haynes
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Karl Haynes
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Ian Haynes
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Donna Rooney
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Tata Brooks
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Shannon Novak
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Katie Decker
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Kevin Moore
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Morrigan Magee
- Crab Victim / Crowd
- Darren Holmquist
- Dad Crab
- Shelley Thornburgh Wright
- Mom Crab
- Lindsay Schoonover
- Dog Walker
- Meeko
- Dog Walked
