Cast & Crew

Directed by

Kevin Smith
(directed by)

Writing Credits

Kevin Smith
(written by)

Cast

Brian O'Halloran
Dante
Jeff Anderson
Randal
Vincent Pereira
Hot Goalie
Mike Zapcic
Hockey Player
Bryan Johnson
Hockey Player
Walter Flanagan
Hockey Player / Egg Man
Ming Chen
Hockey Player
Ernest O'Donnell
Hockey Player / Rick Derris (as Ernie O'Donnell)
Mike Belicose
Hockey Player / In a Row Guy (as Michael Belicose)
Jason Mewes
Jay
Kevin Smith
Silent Bob
Yassir Lester
RST Customer
Trevor Fehrman
Elias
Gail Stanley
Elias' Mom
Byron Stanley
Elias' Dad
Austin Zajur
Blockchain Coltrane
Jordan Monsanto
Cereal Mom
Logan Mewes
Cereal Kid
Kevin O'Donnell
ER Bleeder 1
Amy Sedaris
Doctor Ladenheim
Phallon Adriana
ER Nurse
Justin Long
Shaving Nurse
Rajiv Thapar
Anesthesiologist
Diana Devlin
Waiting Room Lady
Rosario Dawson
Becky
Brian Quinn
Auditioner 1
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Auditioner 2
Fred Armisen
Auditioner 3
Melissa Benoist
Auditioner 4
Danny Trejo
Auditioner 5
James Murray
Auditioner 6
Sal Vulcano
Auditioner 7
Donnell Rawlings
Auditioner 8
Chris Wood
Auditioner 9
Joe Gatto
Auditioner 10
Ben Affleck
Auditioner 11
Ralph Garman
Auditioner 12
Ethan Suplee
Auditioner 13
Scott Mosier
Auditioner 14
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Auditioner 15
Anthony Michael Hall
Auditioner 16
Jake Richardson
Auditioner 17
Grace Smith
Auditioner 18
Bobby Moynihan
Auditioner 19
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Veronica
Nicholas Brown
Car Sex Selfie Snapper
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Emma
Sara Belicose
In a Row Guy's Kid
Robert Hawk
Pringles Guy
Joe Bagnole
Cat Customer
Uncle Wayne
'Look at This Fucking Guy'
Scott Purcell
Door Puller
Betsy Broussard
Dental School Renter
Virginia Smith
Caged Animal Masturbator
Frances Cresci
Smoking Girl
John Willyung
Cohee 'Killer' Lundin
Donna Jeanne
Ruse Lady
Thomas Burke
Thomas the Roofer
Thomas Burke Jr.
Son of Thomas the Roofer
Scott Schiaffo
Chewlies Gum Rep
Kimberly Gharbi
Heather Jones
Christian Cordes
True Believer
Kate Micucci
Mooby
Derek Berry
Mooby Manager
Nate Gonzales
Mooby's Minion
AnnaMarie Brown
Little Lisa
Michelle Buteau
Little Lisa's Mom
Marc Bernardin
Little Lisa's Dad
Liz Priestley
Night Nurse
Anthony Perry
Doctor Mayor
Mike Vezza
ER Bleeder 2
Shane Kalman
Priest
Harley Quinn Smith
Milly
Nicholas Joseph Binckes
Frustrated Customer
Joseph Digennaro
Frustrated Customer
James McDonald
Frustrated Customer
Cindy Sue Miller
Frustrated Customer
Micah Miller Greenberg
Frustrated Customer
Shannon Scheffling
Frustrated Customer
Jeremy Wein
Frustrated Customer
Bethany Aline
Hospital Staff
Julian Babel
Hospital Staff
Malcolm Baldwin
Hospital Staff
Christine Weiss Beidel
Hospital Staff
Tara Berson
Hospital Staff
Zhavier Bonds
Hospital Staff
Kimberly Carter
Hospital Staff
Helen Chong
Hospital Staff
Gregory Chwatko
Hospital Staff
Frank Citara
Hospital Staff
Chris J. Cullen
Hospital Staff
Claire Davis
Hospital Staff
Diamandi Devereaux
Hospital Staff
Carol Driscoll
Hospital Staff
Susan Evans
Hospital Staff
Dave Ferrier
Hospital Staff
Denise Fowler
Hospital Staff
Latisha M Hall
Hospital Staff
Lisa Hampton
Hospital Staff
Thomas Michael Harding
Hospital Staff
Kaylin Harper
Hospital Staff
Diana Horowitz
Hospital Staff
Darryle Jermaine
Hospital Staff
Alfonso Jones
Hospital Staff
Karen Kuhrt
Hospital Staff
Bob Leszczak
Hospital Staff
Robert Mangold
Hospital Staff
Stephan Masnyj
Hospital Staff
Caitlin Miller
Hospital Staff
Dalex Miller
Hospital Staff
Luke Miller
Hospital Staff
Ryan Pidor
Hospital Staff
Constance Porcellini
Hospital Staff
Joseph Prussak
Hospital Staff
William Reichert
Hospital Staff
Amaryllis Ruiz
Hospital Staff
Lois Sach
Hospital Staff
Michelle Santiago
Hospital Staff
Robert Senkewicz
Hospital Staff
Dana Simonetti
Hospital Staff
Cathi Swett
Hospital Staff
Gary Sypniewski
Hospital Staff
Aisha Sycamore
Hospital Staff
Jason Szalma
Hospital Staff
Richard Taing
Hospital Staff
Georgette Timoney
Hospital Staff
Michael Vorpahl
Hospital Staff
Volieda Webb
Hospital Staff
AJ Wilkerson
Hospital Staff
Setty Brosevelt
Playhouse Auditioner
Bobby Favoretto
Playhouse Auditioner
Steffen Klenk
Playhouse Auditioner
Meghan Noone
Playhouse Auditioner
Julio M Pumarejo Jr.
Playhouse Auditioner
Robert Reedy
Playhouse Auditioner
James Seip
Playhouse Auditioner
Frank Tarantino
Playhouse Auditioner
Melanie Waldman
Playhouse Auditioner
Jonathan Andrus
The Christian Crypto Club
Catherine Klima
The Christian Crypto Club
Matt Griswold
The Christian Crypto Club
Thomas Silberg
The Christian Crypto Club
Shawna Bong
The Christian Crypto Club
Benjamin Armstrong
The Christian Crypto Club
Tristan Griswold
The Christian Crypto Club
John Earl Ryan III
The Christian Crypto Club
Buck Smith
The Christian Crypto Club
Kevin D. Benton
ER Patient
JJ Garvine
Customer

Produced by

Jeff Anderson
executive producer
Chelsey Cole
associate producer
Liz Destro
producer (produced by)
David Gendron
executive producer
Matthew Helderman
executive producer
Amy Jarvela
executive producer
Ali Jazayeri
executive producer
Daniel McGilvray
executive producer
Jordan Monsanto
producer (produced by)
Ernest O'Donnell
associate producer (as Ernie O'Donnell)
Brian O'Halloran
executive producer
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
associate producer (as Jennifer Schwalbach)
Luke Taylor
executive producer

Music by

James L. Venable

Cinematography by

Learan Kahanov
director of photography

Editing by

Kevin Smith

Production Design by

Robert Holtzman
Nate Jones

Art Direction by

Luke Green
(as Lucas Green)

Set Decoration by

Sierra Santschi

Costume Design by

Allison Pearce

Makeup Department

Hailei Call
key hairstylist
Valerie Carney
makeup artist
Sasha Grossman
key makeup artist
Angie Johnson
hair department head
Fiona Mifsud
makeup department head
Elite Engel
additional makeup artist (uncredited)
Kim Shriver
hair stylist (uncredited)

Production Management

Amy Jarvela
unit production manager
Jason Pinardo
production supervisor

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

Steven Bruno
second second assistant director
Alex Conway
second second assistant director
Shane Kalman
first assistant director
Hannah Sheinkopf
second assistant director

Art Department

Nicholas Joseph Binckes
on-set dresser
Kyra Boselli
art department coordinator
Thorstein Foss
on-set prop master
Nate Gonzales
artist: t-shirt
Tommy Janulis
property master
James McDonald
on-set dresser
Daniel Melchiorre
leadman (as Dan Melchiorre)
Zach Miller
Art Department Assistant
Zach Miller
art department assistant
Monica Palmer
graphic designer
Justin Papp
set dress foreman
Christopher Paquette
construction coordinator
Brendan Pinckney
construction grip
John Polster
set dresser
John Posca
carpenter: carpenter 1
Danny Rossi
assistant prop master
RosaMaria Sasso
assistant prop master (as Ro Sasso)
Jeremy Simser
storyboards by
John Sprengelmeyer
artist: t-shirt
Roland Trafton
prop assistant
Brian Tubbs
charge scenic
Peter Tupitza
camera scenic
Jennifer Walsh
set dresser
Victor Wolf
carpenter: carpenter 2

Sound Department

Roberto Dominguez Alegria
foley recordist (as Roberto Alegria)
Richard Baldomero
sound utility
Dan Bricker
production sound mixer
Vincent Deng
foley artist
Ugo Derouard
supervising sound editor
Zoe Estes
studio assistant
Justin M. Green
sound effect editor
Adam Kopald
sound effect editor
Eric Med Lagacé
foley recordist
Tony Lamberti
re-recording mixer
Simon Meilleur
foley artist
Mehrnaz Mohabati
adr engineer
Finn Pfeffer
boom operator
Dennis Rainaldi
sound mixer
Christopher T. Welch
dialogue editor

Visual Effects by

Jacob Abrams
compositor: Encore FX
Jamie Baxter
compositor: Encore FX
Seth Brower
compositor: Encore FX
Sarah Canale
compositor: Encore FX
Mario Cardona
animation: Encore FX
Jerry Chalupnik
cg: Encore FX (as JJ Chalupnik)
Michael Colburn
compositor: Encore FX
Samuel Cornwell
visual effects producer: Encore FX
Matt Donnan
compositor: Encore FX
Ristra Fajarwaty
compositor: Encore FX
Alen Ghazarian
compositor: Encore FX
Chris Grocock
compositing supervisor: Encore FX
Joy Hampton
assistant: Mr. Kevorkian, Encore FX
Christopher Hopkins
compositor: Encore FX
Armen V. Kevorkian
visual effects supervisor: Encore FX
Tanya Kevorkian
visual effects coordinator: Encore FX
Maria Markarian
production manager: Encore FX
Christopher McCabe
rigging: Encore FX
Daniel Molina
compositor: Encore FX
Greg Morgan
editorial: Encore FX (as Gregory Morgan) / io: Encore FX (as Gregory Morgan)
Patrick Ottinger
qc lead: Encore FX
Cindy Perez
compositor: Encore FX
Sam Perez
cg: Encore FX
Michael Ramirez
tracking: Encore FX
Sean Rubenstein
rigging: Encore FX
Bhavana Banavadi Suryanarayanachari
compositor: Encore FX
Allen Tracy
editorial: Encore FX / io: Encore FX
Michael Scott
tracking (uncredited)

Stunts

Frank Alfano
stunts
Chris Colombo
stunt coordinator (as Chris Columbo)
Steve Rizzo
stunts
Manny Siverio
stunt coordinator
Michael Viola
stunts

Camera and Electrical Department

Richard Auth
best boy grip
John Baer
still photographer
Carlos Barbot
a camera second assistant
Tim Berg
basecamp generator operator
Boris Cifuentes
lamp operator
Tim Coan
lamp operator
Al Delia
company grip
Miguel Gonzalez
assistant camera
Miguel Gonzalez
b camera second assistant
Justin Hartough
digital imaging technician / dit
William Hines
rigging gaffer
Kellon Innocent
a camera second assistant
Nicalena Iovino
b camera first assistant (as Nick Iovino)
Doyle Lee
lamp operator
Shannon Madden
b camera operator
Cory C. Maffucci
a camera second assistant (as Cory Maffucci)
Richard F. Martin
a camera first assistant (as Richard Martin)
Robert McCormack
best boy electric
Christopher Murphy
video assist tech / vtr (as Chris Murphy)
Justin O'Grady
board operator
Carolyn Pender
b camera operator
Denis Rojkov
company grip
Josh Roush
epk videographer
Jesse Sanchez-Strauss
a camera operator (as Jesse Coyote) / steadicam operator (as Jesse Coyote)
Colby S. Smith
a camera dolly grip (as Colby Smith)
Richard P. Ulivella
gaffer
Mike Valle
generator operator
Chris Van Houten
company grip
Fae Weichsel
b camera first assistant
Benjamin Wiesenfeld
grip (uncredited)
Joseph Bearese
camera trike operator (uncredited)
Christopher Brooks
digital loader: Los Angeles (uncredited)
Blake Hooks
second assistant camera: Los Angeles (uncredited)

Animation Department

David O. Martillo A.
logo by: View Askew
Tayler Brown
logo by: View Askew
Mike Driscoll
animation by: Ranger Danger
Joseph Game
logo by: View Askew (as Chogrin)
Anthony Maiuri
logo by: Smodco
Pablo Maruri
logo by: View Askew
Andrea Puga
logo by: View Askew

Casting Department

Amey René
additional casting (as Amey Rene)
Weist-Barron Ryan
Principal casting / extras casting
Stefanie Ryan-Manhim
extras casting
Quinn Showell
extras casting
Brooke Feldman
extras casting associate (uncredited)

Costume and Wardrobe Department

Diego Carranza
costumer
Jessica Chaney
set costumer
Lara de Bruijn
shopper
Yasmin Esmek
tailor
Tree Lonon
costumer
Ricardo Louison
key costumer (as Ricardo James)
Ashley Mingo
wardrobe production assistant
Maren Reese
wardrobe supervisor
Olivia Winkelman
costumer
Savannah Wyatt
costumer

Editorial Department

Daniel Dragicevich
data i/o manager: Goldcrest Post NY
Tim Joseph
digital intermediate assist: Goldcrest Post NY
Tom Knight
assistant editor: New Jersey
Rachel Owart
data i/o manager: Goldcrest Post NY
J.C. Reifenberg
first assistant editor: Los Angeles (as JC Reifenberg)
Wade Rudolph
digital intermediate producer: Goldcrest Post NY
Larry Schmitt
senior conform editor: Goldcrest Post NY
Ken Sirulnick
colorist: Goldcrest Post NY

Location Management

Mike Anthony
location manager
Zaiden Ascalon
unit production assistant
Anna Marszal
unit production assistant
Lauren Marszal
assistant location manager
Bryan O'Donnell
unit production assistant
Dan Schroeder
location assistant

Music Department

Timothy Aoki
music business & legal executive: Cutting Edge
Vincent Cirilli
score mix
Kevin Crehan
music editor
Tara Finegan
executive music producer: Cutting Edge
Nathan Guzé
music business & legal executive: Cutting Edge
Becca Nelson
executive music producer: Cutting Edge
William Newkirk
assistant music editor
Aminé Ramer
music supervisor (as Amine Ramer)
Will Taggart
music coordinator: Cutting Edge

Script and Continuity Department

Charles S. Rowe
script supervisor (as Charles Rowe)

Transportation Department

Richard Bonnick
driver
Richie Christie
transportation captain (as Richie Christie Jr)
Michael Eddy
driver
Danny Gallagher
driver
Tommy Janulis
picture car coordinator
Joan Lama
driver
Joseph Navarra
driver
Brendan O'Byrne
driver (as Brendan O'Bryne)
Mickey Pastoriza
driver
Jorge Pina
driver: George's Meals on Wheels
Thomas Prendergast
driver (as Thomas Pendergast)
Joe Rosario
driver
William Ruddy
driver
Sean Shannon
driver
Kyle Sinotte
driver (as Kyle Sinnote)
Brian Spitzfaden
transportation co-captain (as Brian 'Spitzy' Spitzfaden)
Ahkeem Turner
driver
Edwin Villanueva
driver

Additional Crew

Jonatan Adrian
craft service manager
Wilson Asitimbay
craft service assistant
Christina Barnett
set production assistant
Aaron Becker
title designer: Filmograph
Mike Cerrato
set medic
Ofelia Chavez
testing covid production assistant
Maya Clarke-Brunetto
paperwork production assistant
Chelsey Cole
production coordinator
Sierra Ellis
production secretary
Louise Farkas
first assistant accountant
Jose Flores
helper: George's Meals on Wheels
Saul Flores
craft service assistant
Jenny Foster
assistant production coordinator
Henry Frost
stand-in
Susan Gural
animal wrangler
Mohamed Youssef Hamdalla
helper: George's Meals on Wheels
Jennifer Iacobino
testing covid production assistant
Megan Jo Kilroy
covid testing coordinator (as Meg Kilroy)
Seth Kleinberg
title executive producer: Filmograph
Maria Knox
stand-in
Candice Kuwahara
production accountant
Colette Lichtenstein
set medic
Kaiya Lightner
set production assistant (as Kaiya Lightiner)
Britany Hufnagle Long
animal wrangler (as Britany Long)
Stephan Masnyj
health and safety manager
Matthew Masone
testing covid production assistant
Brian Mckittrick
set medic
Troy James Miller
title producer: Filmograph
Max Nemhauser
set production assistant
Chris Nolan
set medic
Alex Pina
helper: George's Meals on Wheels
Jorge Pina
chef: George's Meals on Wheels
Zev F. Raben
financing legal
Rashedia Rogers
office production assistant
Jacob Saltzman
health and safety supervisor
Gary J. Sims
payroll accountant (as Gary Sims)
Franki Teevan
accounting clerk
Riya Thapar
office production assistant
Stephanie-Anne 'Saffron' Thomsen
first team production assistant
William Timoney
stand-in
Maxwell Velazquez
key production assistant (as Max Velazquez)
Michael Vezza
stand-in
Kirsten Williams
key covid production assistant
Carl Zingle
stand-in
Garrett Kemp
walkie pa (uncredited)
Jonah Leach
studio executive: Lionsgate (uncredited)
Natasha C. Smith
production accountant (uncredited)

Thanks

Joseph Altomonte
special thanks: Borough of Matawan (as Mayor Joseph Altomonte)
Jeff Anderson
the director would like to thank: For being so great in Clerks II that I spent ten years trying to get Clerks III made. (as Jeff)
Joseph Azzolina Jr.
special thanks
Joe Bagnole
special thanks: First Avenue Playhouse
Carol Banker
the director would like to thank: For giving up so much of her life to make mine easier! (as Carol)
Andrew B. Brettler
special thanks (as Andrew Brettler)
Scott Carew
special thanks: Borough Administrator, Borough of Matawan
Adrienne Carman
special thanks
Jordan Cerf
special thanks
Stephanie Conti
special thanks
Rosario Dawson
the director would like to thank: For taking time off from being a Jedi to be our Force Ghost. (as Rosario)
Liz Destro
the director would like to thank: For saying "l bet I could get Clerks III made before Mallrats 2." (as Liz)
Jacqueline Eckhouse
special thanks (as Jackie Eckhouse) / the director would like to thank: For her rule of law. (as Jackie)
Trevor Fehrman
the director would like to thank: For 'fashioning' the Elias arc by simply asking "Can I wear a cape?" (as Trevor)
Nate Gonzales
the director would like to thank: For all the awesome art and terrific t-shirts! (as Nate)
Steven Gorelick
special thanks: Executive Director, New Jersey Motion Picture & Television Commission
Laura Greenlee
special thanks
Robert Hawk
the director would like to thank: For having nothing better to do on 10/3/93. (as Bob Hawk)
Robert Holtzman
the director would like to thank: For seriously saving the picture. Welcome back, Rat! (as Ratface)
Jeremiah Hourihan
special thanks: Captain of Police, Borough of Matawan
Malcolm Ingram
the director would like to thank: For the best Kevin Smith film Kevin Smith never made. (as Malcolm)
Donna Jeanne
special thanks: First Avenue Playhouse (as Donna Jeanne Bagnole)
Learan Kahanov
the director would like to thank: For shooting a beautiful flick, but also fri teaching me to make hummus! (as Learan)
David Klein
special thanks
Tom Knight
the director would like to thank: For doing the heaviest lifting in the editing process: loading. (as Tommy)
Marc Ladenheim
the director would like to thank: For saving my life that one time. (as Doctor Ladenheim)
Tracey Landon
special thanks
Anthony Mercantante
special thanks: Township Administrator, The Township of Middletown, New Jersey
Jason Mewes
the director would like to thank: For being my hetero-lifemate, onscreen and off. (as Jay)
Caitlin Miller
special thanks: Director of Operations, Bayshore Medical Center, Holmdel, New Jersey
John Mioduszewski
special thanks: Police Chief, Homdel Township, New Jersey
Jordan Monsanto
the director would like to thank: For working tirelessly to make all my dopiest dreams come true! (as Jordan)
Nicholas Muscenti
special thanks: Shorelawn Landscaping
Ernest O'Donnell
the director would like to thank: For making the Smodcastle, the new Secret Stash, and Clerks III. Call him Hat-Trick O'Donnell! (as Ernie)
Brian O'Halloran
the director would like to thank: For always killing it as the fictional version of a me that never made Clerks. (as Brian)
Rebekah Parr
special thanks
Vincent Pereira
the director would like to thank: For suggesting I call the flick "Rude Clerks" instead of "Inconvenience". (as Vincent)
Anthony Perry
special thanks: Mayor, The Township of Middletown, New Jersey
Stuart Pollock
special thanks (as Stuart Pollack)
Scott Purcell
the director would like to thank: For making Mooby! (as Purcell)
J.C. Reifenberg
the director would like to thank: For doing the heaviest lifting in the editing process: loading. (as J.C.)
Josh Roush
the director would like to thank: For capturing the stuff I might have missed. You're always welcome on MY set! - Of nuts. (as Roush)
Dan Rubin
special thanks
David W. Schoner Jr.
special thanks: Associate Director, New Jersey Motion Picture & Television Commission (as David Schoner Jr.)
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
the director would like to thank: For being my Becky. But y'know - alive. (as Jenny)
Seth Seigle
special thanks
Donald Smith
the director would like to thank: For being the best brother - and the better son. (as Brother Don)
Grace Smith
the director would like to thank: For not only giving me life, but also making me get that job at Quick Stop too! (as Mom)
Harley Quinn Smith
the director would like to thank: For being my favorite actress and my favorite human. (as Harley)
Virginia Smith
the director would like to thank: For saying "Be a filmmaker." (as Virginia)
Lisa Spoonauer
in memory of: We miss you, Caitlin... (as Lisa)
John Sprengelmeyer
the director would like to thank: For all the awesome art and terrific t-shirts! (as John)
Byron Stanley
the director would like to thank: For always holding down the fort and for whistling well. (as Byron)
Gail Stanley
the director would like to thank: For always holding down the fort and for whistling well. (as Gail)
Lucas Guy Taylor
special thanks
Juliette Terzieff
special thanks (as Juliette Tertzieff)
Rajiv Thapar
special thanks / the director would like to thank: For keeping Quick Stop alive. (as Rajiv)
James L. Venable
the director would like to thank: For making the music I'll listen to and love for the rest of my life. (as Venable)
Will Wilkins
special thanks
Austin Zajur
the director would like to thank: For the best non-verbal acting in the flick. So sayeth Silent Bob. (as Austin)
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