- Jeff Anderson
- the director would like to thank: For not only coming back, but for knocking it out of the park and keeping me honest. (as Jeff)
- Tony Angellotti
- the director would like to thank: For the ink. (as Angellotti)
- William Archiello
- additional thanks
- Joseph Azzolina Jr.
- special thanks
- James Baker
- special thanks
- Carol Banker
- the director would like to thank: For keeping the axis straight, yet again. (as Banker)
- Nick Bartlett
- Special Thanks: For MySpace Support
- Juana Benavides
- special thanks: Molly Pitcher Inn
- Jay J. Bidwell
- thanks (as Jacob Heethuis)
- Brad Butler
- thanks
- Christopher Caldwell
- special thanks
- Ming Chen
- the director would like to thank: For being my Lord of the Web-Rings. (as Ming)
- Greg Conger
- special thanks: UFCW Local 324 [Orange County]
- Shaun Paul Costello
- additional thanks
- Mike Coughlin
- additional thanks
- Joe Cucinotti
- Clerks II Myspace Friends
- Lauren Damon
- special thanks: Myspace Fan
- Rosario Dawson
- the director would like to thank: For saying yes and turning in a performance so great, it made me actually believe that Becky would fuck Dante. (as Rosario)
- Brian Detrani
- special thanks
- Earthquake
- the director would like to thank: For making the jokes.
- Coya Elliott
- the director would like to thank: For hours of loading. (as Elliott)
- Trevor Fehrman
- the director would like to thank: For an Elias you could pity and love. (as Trevor)
- Joey Figueroa
- the director would like to thank: For the hours of awesome "Train Wreck". (as Joey)
- Walter Flanagan
- the director would like to thank: For my love of King Diamond. (as Walt)
- Carla Gardini
- the director would like to thank: For taking over from Jon and being easier to look at in the process. (as Carla)
- Joe Gariffo
- additional thanks
- James Gierman
- the director would like to thank: For the perfect location. (as James)
- Ryan Glynn
- additional thanks
- God
- the director would like to thank: He who keeps my heart beating, and makes me appreciative, and scared.
- Jonathan Gordon
- the director would like to thank: For getting the ball rolling before he bolted. (as Jon Gordon)
- Laura Greenlee
- the director would like to thank: For holding it all together so amazingly. (as Laura)
- Brian Greenzang
- special thanks
- Joseph Grossberg
- the director would like to thank: For burning down Quick Stop. (as Gooseberg)
- Greg Halibozek
- special thanks: UFCW Local 324 [Orange County]
- Cody Hamman
- additional thanks
- Elizabeth Hammon
- special thanks
- Dave Harlequin
- additional thanks
- Graham Hart
- special thanks
- Robert Holtzman
- the director would like to thank: For my favorite set of all time. (as Ratface)
- Eric Jaffe
- additional thanks
- Edward Janda
- the director would like to thank: For the tech and the fandom. (as Janda)
- Bryan Johnson
- the director would like to thank: For being the OG Randal. (as Bry)
- Bob Kaplan
- special thanks for myspace support
- David Klein
- the director would like to thank: Welcome back, sir. No flicks without you, ever again. Promise. (as Dave)
- Zak Knutson
- the director would like to thank: For the hours of awesome "Train Wreck". (as Zack)
- Marty Kudelka
- the director would like to thank: For being Lords of the Dance. (as Marty)
- John Lawrence
- thanks
- Jason Lee
- the director would like to thank: For making the time. (as Jason)
- Aine Leicht
- acknowledgment
- Ken Leicht
- acknowledgment
- Robert Mancino
- thanks (as Bobby Bates)
- Scott Manginelli
- thanks: Scotty Pillow Pants- MySpace
- Janet Maslin
- the director would like to thank: For being as good a friend as she was a critic (as Maslin)
- Craig Mastrototaro
- special thanks
- Jason Mewes
- special thanks / the director would like to thank: For cleaning up and being the official "Clerks II" spirit bunny. (as Jay)
- Darren Michaels
- the director would like to thank: For keeping me pic-rich. (as Darren)
- Ronald Moger
- thanks
- Paul Molnar
- very special thanks
- Scott Mosier
- the director would like to thank: My true hetero life-mate and second-to-one soul-mate (as Scott)
- Tom Myers
- the director would like to thank: For Skywalking said dirty dialogue (as Tom)
- Paul Nicholasi
- thanks
- Whit Norris
- the director would like to thank: For crystal clear dirty dialogue. (as Whit)
- Dustin Norton
- Clerks II Myspace Friends
- Brian O'Halloran
- the director would like to thank: For being the world's best straight man (as Brian)
- Scott Purcell
- the director would like to thank: For his brilliant art. (as Purcell)
- Derek Raser
- the director would like to thank: Wait a second... thank ME, bitch, for rarely having to move a truck this time. (as Razer X)
- Phil Raskind
- the director would like to thank: For keeping me in the green. (as Phil)
- Gary A. Rizzo
- the director would like to thank: For Skywalking said dirty dialogue (as Gary)
- Leslie Rodier
- the director would like to thank: For a smooth post. (as Leslie)
- Michael Rooney
- the director would like to thank: For being Lords of the Dance. (as Michael)
- Bob Rose
- additional thanks
- Dylan Sachse
- special thanks
- Steve Sanders
- special thanks
- Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
- the director would like to thank: She who keeps my heart beating, and makes me appreciative and scared. And loved; always loved. (as Jenny)
- Josh Shanks
- thanks
- Marcus Slabine
- very special thanks
- John Sloss
- the director would like to thank: For keeping me in the green. (as Sloss)
- Donald E. Smith
- the director would like to thank: For years of support and for having sex (as Dad)
- Grace Smith
- the director would like to thank: For years of support and for having sex (as Mom)
- Harley Quinn Smith
- the director would like to thank: For being the spring in Dad's step. (as Harley)
- Byron Stanley
- the director would like to thank: For quietly having sex, and for keeping my life running smoothly. (as Byron)
- Gail Stanley
- the director would like to thank: For quietly having sex, and for keeping my life running smoothly. (as Gail)
- Tony Steinberg
- the director would like to thank: For keeping us on schedule. (as Tony)
- Ethan Suplee
- the director would like to thank: For making the time. (as Ethan)
- Wanda Sykes
- the director would like to thank: For making the jokes. (as Wanda)
- The Thapar
- special thanks
- Ron Trembath
- thanks
- James L. Venable
- the director would like to thank: For all that cool-ass score. (as Venable)
- Chris Watson
- special thanks
- Bob Weinstein
- the director would like to thank: For the cash, the green light, and the freedom. (as Bob)
- Harvey Weinstein
- the director would like to thank: For the cash, the green light, and the freedom. (as Harvey)
- Kenny White
- special thanks
- Addison Wylie
- additional thanks
- Bill Yadesky
- Clerks II MySpace Friends
