- Brian O'Halloran
- Dante
- Jeff Anderson
- Randal
- Marilyn Ghigliotti
- Veronica
- Lisa Spoonauer
- Caitlin
- Jason Mewes
- Jay
- Kevin Smith
- Silent Bob
- Scott Mosier
- Willam the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner
- Scott Schiaffo
- Chewlies Rep
- Al Berkowitz
- Old Man
- Walter Flanagan
- Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer (as Walt Flanagan)
- Ed Hapstak
- Sanford / Angry Mourner
- Lee Bendick
- #812 Wynarski
- David Klein
- Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
- Pattijean Csik
- Coroner
- Ken Clark
- Administer of Fine / Orderly
- Donna Jeanne
- Indecisive Video Customer
- Virginia Smith
- Caged Animal Maturbator
- Betsy Broussard
- Dental School Video Customer
- Ernest O'Donnell
- Trainer
- Kimberly Loughran
- Alyssa's Sister Heather
- Gary Stern
- Tabloid Reading Customer
- Joe Bagnole
- Cat-Shit-Watching Customer
- John Henry Westhead
- Olaf the Russian Metalhead
- Chuck Bickel
- Stuck in Chips Can
- Leslie Hope
- Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door
- Connie Finnerty
- 'Happy Scrappy' Mom
- Vincent Pereira
- Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer
- Ashley Pereira
- 'Happy Scrappy' Kid
- Erix Infante
- Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover
- Melissa Crawford
- Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door
- Thomas Burke
- Blue Collar Man
- Dan Hapstak
- Door Tugging Customer
- Mitch Cohen
- Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door
- Matthew Banta
- Burner Looking for Weed
- Rajiv Thapar
- Cut-Off Customer
- Mike Belicose
- Customer with Diapers
- Jane Kuritz
- Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves
- Grace Smith
- Milk Maid
- Frances Cresci
- Little Smoking Girl
- Matt Crawford
- Angry Crowd at Door
- Sarla Thapar
- Angry Crowd at Door
- Brian Drinkwater
- Hockey Player
- Bob Fisler
- Hockey Player
- Derek Jaccodine
- Hockey Player
- Matthew Pereira
- Angry Smoking Crowd
- Frank Pereira
- Angry Smoking Crowd
- Carl Roth
- Angry Smoking Crowd
- Paul Finn
- Angry Smoking Crowd
- Haiku
- Dog
- Lenin's Tomb
- Cat
