Cast
- Mark Angelosetti
- 'Mr. Touchdown' Mark Angelosetti
- Alexander Bird
- Self
- Cajun Crawdad
- Self
- James Cipperly
- Fire Ant
- Cornelius Crummels
- Self
- Sonny DeFarge
- Self
- Hermit Crab
- Self
- Travis Huckabee
- Self
- Jeremy Leary
- Self
- Merlok
- Self
- Mortimer
- Self
- Ophidian
- Self
- Joe Padilla
- Juan Francisco de Coronado
- Razerwyng
- Self
- Bryce Remsburg
- Bryce Remsburg
- Mike Spillane
- Mike Quackenbush - Commentator
- Ursa Minor in the Night Sky
- Hiptoss Hank
- The Whisper
- Self
- Toni Wilson
- Self - interviewer
