- Kenneth Williams
- Emile Prevert
- Kenneth Connor
- Leyland / voice of Harry Hernia
- Joan Sims
- Mrs. Dangle
- Jack Douglas
- Lyons
- Peter Butterworth
- Richmond
- Suzanne Danielle
- Emmannuelle Prevert
- Beryl Reid
- Mrs. Valentine
- Larry Dann
- Theodore Valentine
- Henry McGee
- Harold Hump
- Victor Maddern
- Man in Launderette
- Merlin Ward
- Dandy
- Dino Shafeek
- Immigration Officer
- Eric Barker
- Ancient General
- Joan Benham
- Cynical Lady
- James Fagan
- Concorde Steward
- Malcolm Johns
- Sentry
- Albert Moses
- Doctor
- Robert Dorning
- The Prime Minister
- Steve Plytas
- Arabian Official
- Michael Nightingale
- Police Commissioner
- Claire Davenport
- Blonde in Pub
- Bruce Boa
- U.S. Ambassador
- Llewellyn Rees
- Lord Chief Justice
- Jack Lynn
- Admiral of the Fleet
- Norman Mitchell
- Drunken Husband
- Tricia Newby
- Surgery Nurse
- Deborah Brayshaw
- French Buxom Blonde
- John Carlin
- French Parson
- Louise Burton
- Girl at Zoo
- John Hallet
- Substitute Football Player
- Gertan Klauber
- German Soldier
- Susanna East
- Colette
- Howard Nelson
- Harry Hernia
- Bruce Wyllie
- Football Referee
- Marianne Maskell
- Maternity Nurse
- Philip Clifton
- Injured Footballer
- Stanley McGeagh
- Fleet Street Journalist
- Corbet Woodall
- I.T.N. Newscaster
- Neville Ware
- Second Reporter
- Nick White
- Booked Footballer
- Tim Brinton
- B.B.C. Newscaster
- Bill Hutchinson
- First Reporter
- Jane Norman
- Third Reporter
- Lewis Alexander
- Airport Commuter
- Jack Armstrong
- Plane Passenger
- Willy Bowman
- Football Fan
- Ishaq Bux
- Plane passenger
- Tony Clarkin
- Newspaper Reporter
- John Clifford
- Plane Passenger
- Shirley English
- Football Fan
- Chick Fowles
- Man in Pub
- Edward Fowles
- Man in Pub
- Alan Harris
- Airport Commuter
- Renee Heimer
- Dinner Guest
- Walter Henry
- Customs Officer
- Barrie Holland
- V.I.P.
- Kenneth Lawrie
- Referee
- Aileen Lewis
- Dinner Guest
- Reuben Martin
- Gorilla
- Nigel Miles-Thomas
- Footballer
- John More
- Plane Passenger
- Terence Mustoo
- Footballer
- Maureen Nelson
- Reporter
- Ronald Nunnery
- Football Fan
- Gerald Paris
- Football Fan
- James Payne
- Man in pub
- Henry Roberts
- Pub Patron
- Laurie Rose
- Football Fan
- Pat Ryan
- FIFA Official / Football Fan (uncredited)
- Robert Smythe
- Police Constable
- Reg Thomason
- Pub Patron
- Rita Tobin-Weske
- Pub Patron
- Cy Town
- Football Fan
- Harry Van Engel
- Sleeping Plane Passenger
- Robert van Kaphengst
- Man in Launderette
- June West
- Woman in Launderette
