Cast
- Brian
- Caillou / Macusoper Busters / PC Guy / Police Officer / Government Workers (voice)
- Joey
- Mr. Happy / Barack Obama / Government Workers / Cow / Guy selling Boris's Organs / Townsman (voice)
- Eric
- Boris / Red Hoodie Guy / FBI Agent / Food Seller / Protestor / Camp Fuck General / Townsman (voice)
- Kendra
- Ms. Martin
- Amy
- Government Worker
- Ivy
- Random Student
- Jennifer
- Pretty Girl
- Salli
- Doris
- Steven
- Boris's Father
