- Jason Alexander
- Albert J. Peterson
- Vanessa Williams
- Rose Alvarez
- Chynna Phillips
- Kim MacAfee
- Tyne Daly
- Mae Peterson
- Marc Kudisch
- Conrad Birdie
- George Wendt
- Harry MacAfee
- Sally Mayes
- Doris MacAfee
- Jason Gaffney
- Hugo F. Peabody
- Blair Slater
- Randolph MacAfee
- Vicki Lewis
- Gloria Rasputin
- Brigitta Dau
- Ursula Merkle
- Angela Brydon
- Sad Face Girl
- Shelley Stewart Hunt
- Alice
- Marlowe Windsor
- Suzie
- Brenna Quan
- Penelope-Ann
- Angela Quinn
- Debra Sue
- Debbie Timuss
- Nancy
- Julie Tomaino
- Margie
- Chiara Zanni
- Helen
- Kristian Ayre
- Harvey Johnson
- Duane Keogh
- Freddie
- Chancz Perry
- Karl
- Tim Santos
- Bowling Boy #1 (Tim)
- Kennith Overbey
- Bowling Boy #2 (Ken)
- Jackson Cole
- Bowling Boy #3
- Gregor Trpin
- Bowling Boy #4
- Jay Brazeau
- Mayor
- Nicole Robert
- Mayor's Wife (Edna)
- Garry Chalk
- Maude
- Ian Capper McIntyre
- Mr. Johnson
- Sheelah Megill
- Mrs. Merkle
- Andrew Johnston
- Policeman
- John Payne
- Shriner #1
- Alec Willows
- Shriner #2
- Robert Rozen
- Shriner #3
- Ari Solomon
- Shriner #4
- Andrew Wheeler
- Shriner #5
- Gerard Theoret
- Shriner #6
- Bill Whitener
- Shriner #7
- Karen Elizabeth Austin
- Parent #1
- Sandra Timuss
- Parent #2
- Pat Waldron
- Older Woman
- Tim Dixon
- Conductor
- Suzanne Ristic
- Mary
- Jocelyn Peden
- Train Girl #1
- Tara-Leigh Popp
- Traingirl #2
- Lalainia Lindbjerg
- Traingirl #3
- Rochelle Greenwood
- Traingirl #4
- Bruce Harwood
- Reporter #1
- Frank Cassini
- Reporter #2
- Gary Jones
- Reporter #3
- Don Thompson
- Stage Manager
- Al Dana
- Talk to Me Quartet
- Peter Davis
- Talk to Me Quartet
- Darryl Tookes
- Talk to Me Quartet
- Murray Weinstock
- Talk to Me Quartet
