- Michael Caine
- Sidney Lipton / Doctor Hicklar
- Roger Moore
- Gerald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bavistock
- Sally Kirkland
- Willie
- Deborah Moore
- Flo Fleming
- Lee Patterson
- Darrell Hyde
- Mark Burns
- Nigel Holden
- Derren Nesbitt
- Inspector Grosse
- Deborah Leng
- Francesca
- Christopher Adamson
- Death's Head
- Steffanie Pitt
- Donna Dutch
- Eddie Yeoh
- Korean Bidder
- Raymond Johnson
- Nigerian Bidder
- Nadio Fortune
- Italian Bidder
- Amir M. Korangy
- Iranian Bidder
- Angus MacKay
- Rev. Simkin
- Robert McBain
- Lawyer
- John Woodnutt
- Bank Manager
- Billy J. Mitchell
- Elmer - Tourist
- Mildred Shay
- Jolene - Tourist Wife
- Leslie Lowe
- Lovely Lady on Train
- Cliff Taylor
- Husband on Train
- Tony Caron
- Warder
- Drew Millar
- Cab Driver
- Daniel Coll
- Tim
- Francis Drake
- Rabbi Blum
- Cynthia Michaelis
- Rabbi's Wife
- Nicholas Courtney
- Sir Hugh
- Barbara Law
- Amy Hicklar
- Stephen Gressieux
- Police Sergeant
- Barry Linehan
- Chesterton
- Miranda Baker
- TV Interviewer
- Bill Hutchinson
- Senator
- Gary Lammin
- Ronald
- Julian Moss
- Muscleman
- Margot Thomas
- Clairvoyant
- Lorraine Doyle
- Receptionist in Brothel
- Prudence Solomon
- Pamela
- Dinah May
- Girl in Bar
- Gordon Honeycombe
- TV Announcer
- Pamela Armstrong
- TV Newsreader
- Jeff Harding
- Agent Merrow
- Kenneth McClellan
- Farmer
- Fiona McArthur
- Cheese Demostrator
- John Scott Martin
- Old Jeweller
- Helen Horton
- Tourist on Coach
- Mike Hall
- The Duke
- Pamela Binns
- The Duchess
- Brewis Stafford
- Policeman
- Petrina Derrington
- Courier on Train
- Eunice Black
- Old Cleaning Lady
- Michael McKevitt
- Local Scot 1
- Johnny Irving
- Local Scot 2
- Freddie Earlle
- Local Scot 3
- R.J. Bell
- Big Boss at Auction
- Kiran Shah
- Little Boss at Auction
- Les Wright
- Alf
- Paul Mari
- Chef on Train
- Steve Jacobs
- Security Guard 1
- Timothy Ackroyd
- Security Guard 2
- Graeme Edler
- Waiter in Mansion
- Malcolm Mudie
- Waiter in Luggage Van
- Peter Clapham
- Waiter on Train
- Peter Durkin
- Barman
- John Lyons
- Train Guard
- Paul Ratcliffe
- Vault Official
- Roger Adamson
- Henry - Vault Guard
- Dennis Chinnery
- 2nd Vault Guard
- Michael Angelo
- Juggler
- Leif Lewis
- Juggler
- Peter Baynes
- Fire-eater
- Ian Turbitt
- Punch and Judy
- Mary Reynolds
- The Queen
- Kate Robbins
- The Queen
- Kathleen Smith
- Mrs. Thatcher
- Steve Nallon
- Mrs. Thatcher
- Patsy Kensit
- Sick Lady on Train
- Alexandra Pigg
- Car Hire Girl
- Jenny Seagrove
- Health Club Receptionist / Girl with John Cleese
- John Cleese
- Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese
- Hana Maria Pravda
- Old Lady at Seance
- Lee Alliston
- Train Guard
- Natalie Banus
- Extra
- Philip Ettington
- Man on Train
