- Will Violette
- Brigadier Crenshaw / Stubbs / Bear Guard / The Jerr Bear
- Jon Freeman
- Greg / The Bear King / Bear Peon / Old Woman
- James Strecker
- Jim / Scbeary Stories / Red Elite Bear
- Ian Stanfield
- General Cackadoody / The Bear King (voice) / Crying Baby
- Charlene Harber
- Sally Crenshaw
- Paul Chen
- Paul / Blue Elite Bear / Zombear / Party Bear
- Scott Cuthbert
- Dr. Leichmann
- Rick Welty
- Private Turner / Secret Service Agent #1 / Handlebar Mustache Pilot
- Doug Dalton
- Private Tiberius / Secret Service Agent #2 / Chesthair Pilot
- Alex Karns
- President of the United States
- Sean Hernandez
- Sean Bearnandez
- Joe Scott
- Joe / Dumb Glasses Soldier / Fernando Rivera / Venezuelan Ambassador
- Jerrad Alcock
- Lt. Alcock
- Masen Bowers
- Sergeant Bowers / Buff Pilot / Cryo-Chamber Worker #3
- Travis Gaydos
- Weak Soldier / Travis Gaydos
- Dave Gager
- Angry Russian Ambassador
- Kathleen Strecker
- Colonial Ambassador / E.S.S. Background Worker
- Jasmine Thomasian
- French Ambassador
- Dylan McCartin
- Snake
- Erik Paulson
- Officer Paulson / Private Paulson / Green Elite Bear / Tourist #3 / Extra Bear #1
- Jessica Strecker
- Squeaky Ambassador
- Noah Craig
- Cpoated Ambassador / The Bear Tank / Dillon Bearkameyer / Sloppy Soldier
- Noah Craig
- Soldier 1
- Reynaldo Goicochea
- The Poet
- Jon Sprouse
- Adolf Hitler / Angry Australian Ambassador / The Gentleman
- Scott Steele
- Ruizian Ambassador / The Cowboy / Cryo-Chamber Worker #2 / Tourist #4 (as Scottie Steele)
- Cabel Vestal
- The Sergeant / Nazi Guards / Cabel / Facial Hair Pilot / Travis Gaydos / Quiet Australian Ambassador / Tour Guide / Cryo-Chamber Worker #1
