- Joel Spence
- Bud
- Matt Walsh
- Jack
- Joey Kern
- Ryan
- Joshua Weiner
- Kip
- Tiffany Price
- Lingerie
- Mara Madison
- Brazil
- Ria Bellafiore
- Chastity
- Annie Kirby
- Candy
- Hal Rudnick
- Mickey
- Miles Stroth
- Stone
- Tracey McCall
- Daisy
- Brian Huskey
- Mitchell
- Anna Vocino
- Wanda
- Harrison Brown
- Editor
- Andie Bolt
- Crew Member #1
- Daniel Weiss
- Crew Member #2
- Jonny Svarzbein
- Crew Member #3
- James Ross
- Crew Member #4
- Lindsey Nadine
- Bud's Ex-Wife
- Jonathan Smith
- Caller #1 / Animal Owner #1
- Bryan Safi
- Caller #2
- Benjamin Siemon
- Caller #3 / Serious Actor
- Steve Frech
- Animal Owner #2
- Miranda Russo
- Animal Owner #3
- Brittany Nichols
- Vet Tech
- Drew Coolidge
- Actor
- Nicholas Tucci
- Method Actor
- Asterios Kokkinos
- Slacker Actor
- Tim Meadows
- Spacework Actor
- Peter Cellini
- Humping Actor
- Blake Silver
- Subtext Actor
- Derek Cole
- Tall Actor
- Ian Wolterstorff
- Dildo Actor
- Heidi Popp
- Waitress
- Amy Vorpahl
- Restaurant Patron #1
- Ron Babcock
- Restaurant Patron #2
- Ashley Miles
- Restaurant Patron #3
- Marisa Pinson
- Granddaughter
- Jan Wilde
- Grandmother
- James Grace
- Police Officer
- Scott Bell
- Investor #1
- Aaron Rozenfeld
- Investor #2
- Jason Horton
- Investor #3
- Jeff Sloniker
- Representative #2
- Joe Gressis
- Composer
- Richy Amodio
- Background Actor
- Rachel Lee Payne Darrow
- Background Actor
- Chris Peckover
- Background Actor
- Seth Russell W. Peck
- Background Actor
- Nick Anderson
- Background Actor
