- Rhonda Belcher
- Â Pam (archive footage)
- Shaun Buckley
- Â Jimmy the Knive
- Amara Cash
-  Brandi Löu Bocefus
- Scott Dixon
- Â Dr. Vincent Smirnoff (archive footage)
- Greg Dow
- Â Angry Ape
- Michael East
- Â Rusty Rave (archive footage)
- Eric Edwards
-  Hörnk Bocefus the Local Idiot
- Mark T. Elliott
- Â Bert the Cop (archive footage)
- Richard Jewell
- Â Secret Saucer Field Division Agent #2 (archive footage)
- Pete LaDuke
- Â Fez Fleckman (archive footage)
- Randy LaHaye
- Â Action News Reporter / ...
- Brian Lally
- Â Emminent Scientist and Astronomer / ...
- Ben McCain
- Â Dack Tamblyn
- Colleen Nash
- Â Mitzy Nussbaum (archive footage)
- Chad Randau
- Â Secret Saucer Field Division Agent #1 (archive footage)
- Andrea Sanchez
-  Betti Löu Bocefus
- Fox Valade
- Â 'SMOOTH!' Old Lef Cigarette Spokesman (as Matt Valade)
- Jennifer Webb
- Â Jenny
- Bart Williams
- Â Slagathor (archive footage)
- Robert Emmett Young
- Â Xedor (archive footage)
