Cast
- Michael Albanese
- Gary
- Jenna Aungst
- Sally
- Christina Barter
- Susan
- Greg Behrens
- Dr. Loomis
- Jody Black
- Edward / The Monster
- Katherine Blanford
- Nancy
- Kareem 'Plug' Chapman
- Officer Sharif
- Marshall Chiles
- Newscaster
- Barrett Culpepper
- Promoter
- Joe Kelley
- Manimal
- Liz Derr
- Alice
- Matt Maher
- Freddy
- Vandala Morton
- Pam
- K.D. O'Hair
- Laurie
- Brandon T. Pittman
- Clerk
- Bob Place
- Jay
- John Rosser
- Danny
