- Barry Otto
- Harry Joy
- Lynette Curran
- Bettina Joy
- Helen Jones
- Honey Barbara
- Miles Buchanan
- David Joy
- Gia Carides
- Lucy Joy
- Tim Robertson
- Alex Duval
- Jeff Truman
- Joel
- Bryan Marshall
- Adrian Clunes
- Jon Ewing
- Aldo
- Kerry Walker
- Alice Dalton
- Paul Chubb
- Reverend Des
- Sarah De Teliga
- Harry's Mother
- Saskia Post
- Harry's Daughter
- George Whaley
- Vance
- Robert Menzies
- Damien
- Nique Needles
- Ken McLaren
- Marc Colombani
- Dwarf
- Tommy Dysart
- De Vere
- Les Foxcroft
- Paul Bees
- Alexander Hay
- Nursie
- Allan Penney
- Bettina's Father
- Rob Steele
- Hastings
- Paul Keane
- Box
- Nicole Black
- Hastings' daughter
- Manning Clark
- Preacher
- Gerry Duggan
- Neighbour 1
- Kati Edwards
- Neighbour 2
- Peter Carmody
- Neighbour 2
- David Nettheim
- Cornelius
- John Doyle
- Bettina's doctor
- Alan Becher
- Surgeon
- Peter Calrow
- Cardiac Doctor
- Ritchie Singer
- Waiter
- Jack Cheslyn
- Jim
- Stephen Wall
- Mr. Clark
- Chrissie James
- Mrs. Clark
- Mike Chandler
- Clive
- Sam Gilchrist
- Sea Scout 1
- Hayden Topperwien
- Sea Scout 2
- Marc Cristan
- Jimmy
- Ernest Wade
- Painter
- Philip Dodd
- Dani
- Robert Rosenburg
- Little Boy
- Aimee Gleeson
- Little Girl
- Gerry Corper
- Masturbator
- Diana Adams
- Nurse 1
- Anna Phillips
- Nurse 2
- Vic Hunter
- Client 1
- Lester Morris
- Client 2
- Patrick Mitchell
- Client 3
- Mark Butler
- Client 4
- Ben Lawrence
- Bushboy
- Jamie Morrison
- Bushboy
- Tony Barber
- Self (quiz show host)
