- Jaime Lyn Beatty
- Sherman Young / Secretary of State / Noel / Charlotte Sweetly / Ensemble
- Jeff Blim
- General John MacNamara / Man In A Hurry / Ken Davidson / Announcer / Ensemble
- Corey Dorris
- Frank Pricely / Mr. Humbugger / Bill Woodward
- Angela Giarratana
- Lex Foster / Snigglette / Ensemble
- Lauren Lopez
- Linda Monroe / Emma Perkins / Jingle / Ensemble
- Robert Manion
- Ethan Green / Christopher Kringle / Evil Ethan / Peter Spankoffski / Ensemble
- Jon Matteson
- Paul Matthews / Wiggly / Gary Goldstein / Carl Mason / SECDEF Wallace McNeill / Ensemble
- Curt Mega
- President Howard Goodman / Ed / Ensemble
- Kendall Nicole
- Hannah Foster / Tim Houston (as Kendall Nicole Yakshe)
- Joey Richter
- The Homeless Guy / Uncle Wiley / Cineplex Teen / Jangle / Ted Spankoffski
- Dylan Saunders
- Tom Houston
- James Tolbert
- Xander Lee / Security Guard / Vice President Bob Morris / Ensemble
- Kim Whalen
- Becky Barnes / Ensemble
