Cast & Crew

Directed by

Rick Jacobson

Writing Credits

Rick Jacobson
(poet laureate) &
Eric Gruendemann
(poet laureate)

Cast

Julia Voth
Trixie
Erin Cummings
Hel
America Olivo
Camero
Michael Hurst
Gage
Ron Melendez
Deputy Fuchs
William Gregory Lee
Hot Wire
Minae Noji
Kinki
Kevin Sorbo
Mr. Phoenix
Lucy Lawless
Mother Superior
Renée O'Connor
Sister Batril
Dennis Keiffer
MacDaddy
Scott Hanley
Black Ice
Mark Lutz
Deiter von Vondervon
Debbie Lee Carrington
Hot Pocket
Zoë Bell
Rawhide
Robert Mammana
Prison Guard John
Rich Kirby
Prison Guard Thomas
Jim Klock
Officer Spanky With a 'Tude
Danny Nero
Officer Big Gun McFluff
Christine Nguyen
Nasty Nubile Escort
Krystal Badia
Sister Sara
Paul Karami
Jihad Jackson O'Doole
Katelyne Friedman
Lily The Languid
Carlo Mendez
Mercenary Leader
Astrid Swan
Lady Liberty
Bianca Barnett
Harem Hussie Code Red
Aisha Cain
Harem Aussie Code Blue
Kalin Keech
Freedom Fightin' Stripper
Saranne Lund
Her Less Inhibited Yet Still Patriotic Friend
Carmen Jimenez
Brownie All Grown Up
Lia Wagner
Lap Vixen Misty
Jennifer Miller
Lap Vixen Thumper
Sabine Varnes
Bathroom Bitch Varla
Eurlyne Epper
Bathroom Bitch Rosie
Daniel Cieplinski
Unlucky Mercenary Bastard
Justin Kornmann
Mercenary Rebel Yell
Brian Peck
Wrong Place - Wrong Time
Carla Collins
Here Comes The Bride
Tyrone Power Jr.
There Goes The Groom
Steve Barker
Bodyguard Tapert
Gary La Guard
Bodyguard Raimi
Rick Jacobson
Horndog
Eric Gruendemann
Father Malone
Tony Gardner
Vladimir Popmeov
Michael Belasco
Totally Awful Background Artist
Thaddeus
Self
Karen Austin
Narrator
Brian Fitzpatrick
LAPD Sergeant

Produced by

Eric Gruendemann
producer
Rick Jacobson
producer
Brian Peck
associate producer
Carrie Tyson
line producer (as Carrie Ann 'Cat' Tyson)

Music by

John R. Graham
(the music man)

Cinematography by

Stuart Asbjornsen
director of photography

Editing by

Joseph McFadden
(as Joe McFadden)
Corey Yaktus

Casting By

John Barba
Lisa Fields

Production Design by

Vali Tirsoaga

Art Direction by

Dano Cerny
(as Daniel Cerny)

Set Decoration by

Jennifer Mueller
(as Jenny Mueller)

Costume Design by

Robin Lewis West
Rosalida Medina

Makeup Department

Fiona Distefano
makeup department head
Jenna Keller
makeup artist
Eva Lohse
key makeup artist
Sheila Moran
key hairstylist

Production Management

Eric Gruendemann
unit production manager (as Eric 'Tripod' Gruendemann)

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

Joshua Lou Friedman
second assistant director
Mark Wallace
first assistant director

Art Department

Daniel Bosler
conceptual artist
George Hobbs
propmaster
Erin Vitali
set dresser
Michael Smith
art department (uncredited)

Sound Department

Darren Barnett
dialogue mixer
Arlan H. Boll
dialogue editing (as Arlan Boll)
Roberto Cappannelli
re-recording mixer
Brian Carter
foley artist
D.J. Dahi
sound effects (as Dacoury Natche)
Eric W. Edwards
boom operator (as Eric Edwards)
Chris Julian
post production sound supervisor / re-recording mixer
Daniel Kier
sound effects
Peter Rand
sound mixer
Josh Sarles
adr supervisor / sound effects
Jason Schmid
re-recording mixer
Brian Slack
re-recording mixer
Harry E. Snodgrass
supervising sound effects editor (as Harry Snodgrass)
James Cret Wilson
sound effects (as Cret Wilson)

Special Effects by

Chris Cline
special effects foreman: Automatrix Fx
Kyle Cyganowski
special effects assistant: Automatrix Fx
John Eggett
special effects coordinator
Tony Gardner
big cheese: Alterian Inc.
Timothy Huizing
special effects makeup
David Lazarus
special defects: Automatrix Fx (as David 'When's Lunch?' Lazarus)
Stephen Prouty
project supervisor: Alterian Inc. (as Steve Prouty)
Tom Steves
on-set make-up artist: Alterian Inc. (as Thomas Steves)
Hugo Villasenor
on-set make-up artist: Alterian Inc.
David Waine
special effects coordinator: Automatrix Fx
John Shea
key hair effects (uncredited)

Visual Effects by

Minky Billups
digital artist
Scott Billups
visual effects supervisor: PixelMonger VFX
Phil Carbonaro
composite supervisor (as Philip Carbonaro)
Tim Cutt
digital artist
Bob Forward
visual effects crew
Martin Gruhn
digital artist
Shane Houston
visual effects artist
Kailyn Johnson
compositor (as Ryan Johnson)
Glen David Miller
visual effects artist (as Glen Miller)
Stefan Morrell
digital artist
Nicholas Seal
lead compositor (as Nick Seal)
J.R. Soldano
visual effects artist
Jon Terada
digital artist
Andre Van Der Merwe
visual effects producer

Stunts

Sala Baker
stunt player: Bruise
Zoë Bell
fight choreographer / stunt coordinator
Eurlyne Epper
stunt player: Hematoma
Richard King
stunt player: Laceration
Phil Sommerville
stunt player: Contusion
Sabine Varnes
stunt double: everyone else
Josh C. Waller
stunt player: Owie
Thom Khoury Williams
stunts (uncredited)

Camera and Electrical Department

Ringo Betancourt
company grip (as Ringo Enciso-Betancourt)
Nathaniel R. Brown
key grip (as Nate Brown)
Traci Chartier
second assistant camera (as Traci Chappell)
Daniel Cieplinski
videographer
Adam Dubrowa
additional camera operator / camera operator
Rick Jacobson
camera operator
Richard Kim
best boy electric
Matt Knudsen
gaffer
Marc Korgie
company electric
Jennifer Lai
first assistant camera
Michael Lockridge
first assistant camera
Joseph McFadden
digital imaging technician (as Joe McFadden)
JP Perry
first assistant camera
Marlen Schlawin
second assistant camera
Benjamin Solovey
camera operator: pickups (as Dunning Kruger) / second assistant camera
Kevin Warn
stills photographer
Erin Weller
best boy grip
Aaron Wilson
dolly grip
Erin Endow
first assistant camera: pickups (uncredited)
Kathryn Moss
additional first assistant camera (uncredited)
Michael Phelan
grip (uncredited)
Austin Lee Smoak
additional first assistant camera (uncredited)
Alyssa Soetebier
additional second assistant camera (uncredited)

Casting Department

Emily Marchand
casting assistant (uncredited)
Jonathan J. Nelson
casting associate (uncredited)
Leigh Rousson
casting assistant (uncredited)

Costume and Wardrobe Department

Mira Jackson
assistant: costume designer
Jerry Santana
key set costumer
Joyce Tom
costumer
Tiffany Welt
wardrobe supervisor

Editorial Department

Bernadette Joyce
producer: post-production
Kent Pritchett
colorist
Micah Stuart
associate editor

Location Management

J. Michael Hull
location manager

Music Department

Michael Aarvold
music scoring mixer
John R. Graham
music orchestrated and conducted by
Margaret Minton Fetter
music preparation
Christopher Eric Ng
music associate
Michael T. Ryan
music editor
Josh Sarles
music editor (as Jamie Steele)
Chris Julian
composer: additional music (uncredited)

Script and Continuity Department

Rachel Jacobson
script supervisor
Michael Coulombe
second script supervisor (uncredited)

Transportation Department

Billy Kane
transportation coordinator (as Bill Kane)
Larry Riggen
transportation captain
Lewis Seiden
picture car commissar
Tony M. Wood
driver: Kargoyle Charioteer (as Tony Wood)

Additional Crew

Jeremy Aimone
key production assistant
Michael Belasco
production coordinator
Greg Broadmore
specialty weapons design & fabrication
Craig Chapman
stage manager
Mary Claypool
stage manager: Laurel Canyon Stages Queenbee
Pierre de Lespinois
production guru (as Count Pierre Jean Leon Bonnescuelle de Lespinois)
Josh Hofstetter
craft service: executive in charge
Callum Linegard
specialty weapons design & fabrication (as Callum Lingard)
Peter Lyon
specialty weapons design & fabrication
Henry Rodriguez
stage manager
Arleane Smith
security manager
Michael C. Smith
security manager (as Mike Smith)
Richard Taylor
specialty weapons design & fabrication
Hayden D. Till
production accountant
Lisa Callif
clearance counsel (uncredited)
Michael Donaldson
clearance counsel (uncredited)
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