- Maynard James Keenan
- Satan
- Dee Dee Ramone
- The Pope
- Jello Biafra
- Evil Porn Director
- Corey Feldman
- Angel Gabriel / Self
- Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
- Mini Devil
- Peter Grasse
- Retard / Amish Boy / Joseph
- Larry McGearty
- Dirty Larry
- Bret Reilly
- Retard / Various
- Heather-Victoria Ray
- Bandit
- Heather McDonnell
- Bandit
- Betty San Luis
- Bandit
- Cynthia Diaz
- Bandit
- Robyn Bird
- Virgin Mary
- Clark O'Donnel
- Officer Harry Nudzak
- Mercedes DeMarko
- QVC Hostess
- Sam Heffelfinger
- QVC Host
- Jason Ross
- Grim Reaper
- Michelle McCarty
- Amish Girl
- Shannon Pezzetta
- Various / Porn Clerk
- Shane McGeady
- Dirty Sanchez
- Bob Bannon
- Guard
- Jeremy Hugo
- Guard
- Bobby Shame
- Guard
- Jay Medley
- Guard
- Billy Puddly
- Guard
- Nick Epps
- Guard
- Zenzele Cesare
- Cop
- Michael Miller
- Cop
- Theresa Jonies
- Bikini Girl
- Nicole Dunn
- Bikini Girl
- Marquita
- Bikini Girl
- Fulani Respicio
- Bikini Girl
- Geeta Dalal
- Bikini Girl
- Billie Jo Hewitt
- Bikini Girl
- Tanya Drayton
- Bikini Girl
- Brodie Budd
- Bikini Girl
- Maria Calinilina
- Bikini Girl
- Serena Perolli
- Bikini Girl
- Linda Nezu
- Bikini Girl
- Cynthia Rodriguez
- Bikini Girl
- Heather Phillips
- Unicycle Girl
- Don Juan
- Gladiator
- Jason Goldberg
- Gladiator
- Allan Lane
- Shit Dude
- Courtney Shea Alston
- Peasant Girl
- Jefrey B. Wilkerson
- Farmer Dude
- Kristoffe Brodeur
- Evil Clown
- Ryan Dunn
- Amish Boy
- Feline Fabre
- (as Felina)
- Joseph Frantz
- Amish Boy
- Bam Margera
- Amish Boy
