- Violent J
- Big Baby Sweets / Ape Boy
- Shaggy 2 Dope
- Sugar Bear
- Jamie Madrox
- Big Stank
- Monoxide
- Lil' Poot
- John G. Brennan
- The Chief / Misfits Roadie (as Johnny Brennan) (as Big Ole' Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Brennan)
- Harland Williams
- Officer Harry Cox
- Rudy Ray Moore
- Dolemite
- Mick Foley
- Cactus Sac
- Fred Berry
- Bootleg Greg
- Jumpsteady
- Hack Benjamin / Preacherman / Police Officer 3 / Guy wearing Psychopathic Records Jacket / Security Guard
- Stefan Kudek
- Dr. Dinglenut
- Myzery
- Green Willie
- Alex Abbiss
- Hazad
- Kamal Ahmed
- Old Man Kissel / Security Guard (as Kamal)
- John Cafiero
- The Director
- Sindee Williams
- Missy
- Jeanmarie Evans
- Little Old Lady Sweets
- Floyd Vivino
- Ring Announcer
- Kayla Kleevage
- Phat Tittie Kittie
- Keith Perry
- Father Duckett
- Bob Greenberg
- Magic Ninja 1
- Lee Willet
- Magic Ninja 2
- Mike E. Clark
- Self
- Florence Sturgeon
- Suburban Mom
- John Hartmann
- Suburban Dad
- Jerry Only
- Self / Man at funeral (as The Misfits) (as Jerry Caiafa)
- Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein
- Self
- Michale Graves
- Self
- Dr. Chud
- Self
- Billy Bill
- Self
- The Misfits
- Themselves
- Tom Dub
- Cop Beaten Perp / Scared Funeral Attandee
- Edward W. Santiago
- Police Officer 1
- Poncho Munoz
- Police Officer 2
- Christina Gutierrez
- Chain Snatching Victim
- Susan Caiafa
- Chief's Assistant
- Adaku Arondiz
- Dolemite Girl
- Sharlene Collado
- Dolemite Girl
- Stephanie Redd
- Dolemite Girl
- Sandra Schneider
- Dolemite Girl
- Johanna Estevez
- Dolemite Girl
- Tearanie Gibson
- Dolemite Girl
- Sharma Hyman
- Body Builder
- Terrence Spivey
- Body Builder
- Bo Arias Jr.
- Naked Guy
- Cynder Moon
- Exotic Dancer
- XXXena
- Exotic Dancer
- B.B. Gunns
- Exotic Dancer
- Rodney Charles
- (as Rodney Jean Charles)
- Christopher Coffey
- Man at Strip Club
- Nat Halprin
- (as Nat Halperin)
- Bernardo Irizarri
- (as Bernado Irizari)
- Tim Lyons
- (as Timothy Lyons)
- Dodge Terlemezia
- (as Dodge Terlemezian)
