- Stephen Fry
- The Narrator
- Andrew Griscti
- Benjamin Sniddlegrass
- Cat Smith
- Scarlett McKenna
- Dorian Newstead
- Werner Herzog
- Alec Doomadgee
- Pentangle
- Linda Newstead
- Aunt David Morrissey
- Sarah Louise Linnegar
- Lucy Sniddlegrass
- Jon Sewell
- Johnny Leroy
- Riley Maher
- Self
- Tim Sampson
- Self
- Isaac Owen
- Professor Mumblecore
- Yavor Dimitrov
- Asshole
- D.C. Fairhurst
- Robert Allan Zimmerman
- Liam Bray
- Student #1
- Jeremy Dylan
- Student #2
- Scott Esplin
- Student #3
- Alice Keegan
- Student #4
- Nick Allen Mauer
- Student #5
- Jasper Newstead
- Student #6
- Jane Ramsay
- Student #7
- Ellie Willoughby
- Student #8
