- Tom Wyner
- Narrator / Pterock / DJ / Walla (voice) (as Tom Weiner)
- Dan Woren
- Jim / Cop / Road Worker 2 / Conference Soldier 1 / Walla (voice)
- Robin Levenson
- Anna / Gem / PA / SOS / Walla (voice) (as Robin Beth Levenson)
- Cam Clarke
- Wally / Dog Owner / Road Worker 1 / Rat Victim Lieutenant / Conference Soldier 2 / Hiker 1 / Walla (voice) (as Cam Clark)
- Mike Reynolds
- Tyranis / Ashtoreth / Eddie 2 / Mikey / President / Walla (voice) (as Michael Reynolds)
- Joe Perry
- Jerry / Carmody / President Associate / Eddie 1 / Walla (voice)
- Tetsuya Onishi
- (voice)
